Here is the trash

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

requested by @pemberlaey

It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song

Especially love his brief exchange with people when he’s upstairs, and his little surprised expression when Noël cheers for Lady Mary. These moments are so precious and beautiful <3

Can you manage without your stick? You are my stick. DOWNTON ABBEY 2.08

Old Pencil Sharpener in Action

This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

just for fun

Waiting for a miracle

If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is

You’re not hiding this in the tags buddy