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Heyyy is this Domino's? Heyy I was just wondering if you could come to my house and shoot me in the head

Tracking those paw prints all over the place...

you relapsed on yearning again didn’t you

Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs

People in my notes who think I’m repressed or dissociating: you will feel better when you learn emotions are not a binary of Not Feeling It vs Being Overwhelmed By It

Ok but How Do I Do That

star trek heritage post (June 7th, 2017)

housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

theodore sturgeon was not writing about dr mccoy fisting spock in 1966 for you to be AI generating your fic

star trek heritage post (July 12th, 2025)

you people aren't CASTING

My cringe fucking baby and her derivative drivel

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).