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save me tour de france femmes…tour de france femmes…save me tour de france femmes

CURSED TOUR

cancel the whole fucking tour

PAUL SEIXAS, YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO JUST BE POGAČAR'S "SEIXASSOR" DO YOU WANT TO SPEND YOUR WINTERS RIDING ZONE 2 IN THE DESERT? DO YOU WANT A RICHARD MILLE WATCH OR A STATUE IN MY GARDEN? AND COULD YOU LET MY SCULPTOR KNOW IF YOU'D LIKE STAINLESS STEEL OR MARBLE? AND HOW LAME WOULD IT HAVE BEEN IF WE HAD JONAS AND POGAČAR ON THE SAME TEAM? AND HOW COOL TO BEAT THEIR ASS ON A DECATHLON BIKE YOU'RE THE NEXT HINAULT, THE CHOSEN ONE BUT WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF ME? PAUL SEIXAS, PLEASE DON'T SIGN FOR UAE PAUL SEIXAS, I'M SO TIRED OF AFTERNOON NAPS IN JULY NOW THЕRE IS FINALLY ADRENALINE INSIDЕ OF ME WHEN I LOOK AT THE STARTLIST DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE CROWN AND BE A HERO OR DO YOU WANT TO WIN YOUR FIRST TOUR 'CAUSE YOUR TEAMMATES RODE THE GIRO? DON'T SIGN FOR, DON'T SIGN FOR, DON'T SIGN FOR UAE, PAUL DON'T SIGN FOR, DON'T SIGN FOR, DON'T SIGN FOR UAE, PAUL PAUL SEIXAS, I MADE SOME CALLS AND I AM HAPPY TO DECLARE THAT THERE'S THIS CASTLE IN VERSAILLES THE STATE OF FRANCE WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU WELL, YOU COULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT MAN, PLEASE JUST SIGN THE DOCUMENT IF YOU STAY WITH YOUR TEAM, WE'LL NAME SOME ISLANDS OVERSEAS "FRENCH PAUL-YNESIA"

alright boys let’s see if we can make week 2 even worse than week 1 😤

I think jonas is the bravest guy in the whole world actually