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I don't need the chatgpt random algorithm to write emails for me because I already have a custom and 100% flawless algorithm called "writing the exact same three emails with the names changed"
#1: "hi [landlord], hope you're doing well! [apartment thing] is [broken/a problem]. we need it [fixed/replaced/handled] by [date]. let us know when you'll send someone over so we can be here to let them in. thanks so much, [op]"
#2: "hi [professor], hope you're doing well! unfortunately, I'm [sick/stuck at work/dead] and won't be able to submit [assignment] by [due date]. could I please have an extension? if not, is there anything else I could do to make up this credit? thanks so much, [op]"
#3: "hi [customer service person], hope you're doing well! unfortunately, [product] [didn't arrive/is broken/wrong color/gave me a rash/poisoned my crops] and I'd like to receive a [refund/replacement]. here is the documentation of the order and photos of [broken thing/wrong thing/my rash/dead crops]. thanks so much, [op]"
"but op I work in an office I have to write way more emails than you" well that's your fault for working in an office i got nothing to do with that
Writing an email is so easy and I will tell you how it's done. This is the advice is for everyone with an email job, but you can apply it to normal human interaction.
The FIRST SENTENCE is the thing you want the recipient to do. Do not make them guess.
I want to let you know about ... (This email is to inform someone of something not to ask them to do anything)
Could you please do ... (This is a request. You want them to do something).
I'm looking into x and wondering if you can help me (this is also a request but for information instead of an action).
People do not want to read an email and even if they do read it, most people are skimming and not interested. Tell them what you want first, then provide context or other information (when you need a thing is often key). If the email is informational, you can even add "you don't need to do anything, this is just to keep you informed!" People will appreciate not having to figure out what you want from them.
If you can't articulate what you want the recipient to do with the message, you are not ready to email them. I read too many emails where I have no idea what the person wants from me.
Put the most important thing first and everyone will be impressed! AI cannot do this for you because it can't tell what's important! Only you know that, which is why you must write your own emails.
to everyone who wants help with emails: go through the notes of this post. there are ideas I've never thought of and plenty of scripts for all kinds of situations/jobs
sports car guys are so funny to me like hi yes I would like to spend a quarter million dollars on this vehicle that goes really fast so that I can go 35mph on the same street as everyone else. also can we make it so I can only have 1 other person with me at any given time and no room for groceries? can I also make sure even routine maintenance also costs more sweet thank you thats always been my dream
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Moving house tomorrow
Be careful, I've heard they're heavy
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THE MASK OF ZORRO (1998) dir. Martin Campbell
something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically
How high above sea level are you right now?
0-250 feet
251-500 feet
501-750 feet
751-1000 feet
1001-2000 feet
2001-3000 feet
3001-4000 feet
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5001-6000 feet
6001-7000 feet
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"Bear is the villain, okay. There's some, like, grabby headlines out there where it's like "Michael Johnston doesn't agree that Bear's the villain." And I'm, like, NO WAY! Hold on a second, Bear is the vil-lain. He made his choice. Maybe he didn't know [the wish] would work but the choices he made after that, he clearly shows that he was incapable of thinking about anyone other than himself." — Michael Johnston (Bear) talking about Bear's character on The Brandon Davis Show! OBSESSION (2026) Dir. Curry Barker
I watched this last night and all I could think of was how insufferable this man is.
I’m really bad about picking at scabs, and there was one on my that I wouldn’t let heal for weeks. It finally and no surprise it looks like it will scar, but what is a surprise is I’ve noticed darker hairs growing there. My normal arm hair is light and barely visible. This is like mole hair only on a scar. I had no idea that could happen.

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Who do you want to win the FIFA World Cup on Sunday?
Spain
Argentina
No see results, you have to commit! C:
Aaaaaand:
Who do want to win 3rd place in the FIFA World Cup game on Saturday?
England
France
Please reblog this post to boost both polls, thanks!
biting my mama
Who do you want to win the FIFA World Cup on Sunday?
Spain
Argentina
No see results, you have to commit! C:
Aaaaaand:
Who do want to win 3rd place in the FIFA World Cup game on Saturday?
England
France
Please reblog this post to boost both polls, thanks!
Apparently, Taylor Farms was discovered to be the source of the contamination due to meticulous record keeping by Taco Bell's internal distribution system.
Not the FDA, but Taco Bell.
Unfortunately it’s not the only source, they don’t supply all the areas affected, my state included. From the CDC website:
CDC is also investigating other outbreaks and illnesses of cyclosporiasis nationally that are unrelated to this outbreak.
Which just goes to show how fucked the whole regulatory system is. All the safety nets to prevent something like this happening to this scale are not there anymore. Thanks DOGE. 😒
Maybe b/c it would scare the children? (I was taken aback.)
Reminds of how people draw an octopus
That’s not where its mouth and eyes are.

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ok so apparently in celebration of the 250th anniversary of paul revere’s ride this was projected onto a church in boston??
“A church”?? That’s Old North Church! That’s THE church where the lanterns were lit.
Official Post of Massachusetts