Life With Chronic Pain

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

not to be vague but.

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

The plinko analogy doesn’t really work either. Evolution is just change over time, and mutations can be positive, negative or neutral. If they are positive then species that have it are more successful in mating and propagate that mutation until eventuality have a new species. Species change by climate pressures, migratory pressures, etc… but sometimes they’re masters of their environment and don’t need to change. For instance, sharks are as old as dinosaurs and have not have had evolutionary pressure to change the way our land ancestors did. Evolution doesn’t have a goal, and an opposable thumb is not the dealbreaker teaches love to tell you it is in 7th grade. What truly separates humans from other species is actually our brain.

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

That video transformation was mesmerizing

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]

RIP to generations of women creatives we’ve lost because their eccentricities got them locked up in insane asylums and corrective religious institutions.

All I can think of is all the animals it would screw up. Like we already impact their rhythms and shit but this would be next level circadian fuckery.