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seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

2022 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

2023 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

2024 and we cant even electronically synthesise big macs out of nothing. we’re basically living in a dystopia.

2025 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia

2026 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia

my fucking privacy

Um, waiter? I’m bisexual today. Get me something bisexuals would eat.

oh fuck yum the FN P90

Cracks open this bad boy and sucks out the meat like a snow crab

Hold on, I gotta look something up.

Yeah, this is funny.

sorry did you have to google crabs

official crab post

I dont think i was ment to be loved i was created to be a pathetic gay pig to get kicked in the head by a donkey until i diee fuck this life

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you

i have really great news guys, despite it all

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

Brothers what happened to fetishizing middle aged white men? Less than 300 fanfics on ao3? For bedraggled emergency care doctors that look into each others eyes with tenderness? They have two whole scenes alone together. Back in my day they wouldn’t have even had to LOOK at each other to get 1k works on the archive. Lock the fuck in. Lock the fuck in.

Sorry for the confusion when I said this what I meant was that I want you to get nasty with it. Hope that helps

the sign in button?