[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

my apologies to the lovely lady who had only just begun constructing her beautiful spiderweb in the immediate path of the side door this morning when i, in my self-centered desire to vacate my home of assorted household refuse, came oafishly barging through the sum of her efforts. i shall meditate upon my actions and how they harmed not just her, but all women of the world, and endeavour to do better

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

i love having friends who can communicate like adults it's so cool

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

when the clock is at :45 it’s like. oh i have a whole quarter of the hour left i have so much time this is great and then it hits :47 and you’re like it’s basically :50 which is basically the top of the hour and all my time is wasted forever and ever

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

i love taking REALLY hot showers.... like yes girl... let's evaporate...