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never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

6. you can take a daughter to waughter but you can't make her drink

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

tshirt that says i love the endless self torture actually

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

National Weather Service just said to watch for grave and ghostly apparitions of omen, misery and suspense between noon and 12:05 PM tomorrow

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

“why are you like that” because im full of love and whimsy and childlike wonder