who wants to go with me to that town i see in my restless dreams

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

i flirt by having the eyes of a neglected pet

@shit-hdb-would-say

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

the simple 2-legged walker is my spirit animal

Opposite energy of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat.

"'Twas I who set the house ablaze?!" D:

About 20% of you think the wolf shame mask is sexy don’t you

You’re really lowballing that percentage, my dude.

Is that furry bdsm gear?

They are both doing the "I want" chitter. They very much want to get up, but they have a sleeping baby cuddling with them. They must endure, but they will not be silent about it

Well well well, kitties. Looks like you want to get up but there's a little cat on you so you can't. Very frustrating situation there, can't imagine the burden of being held down by a little adorable kittycat. Couldn't, as the kids say, be me.

do u have the image u used for this i want to buy a bumper sticker with that image very badly

who up sloggin they hog