the last helicopter had just flown out of vietnam

sometimes there really is a single load bearing piece of information about a blogger that elucidates everything about their whole deal and recently for me it was learning that someone was from jersey. another time it was a prolonged history of concussions

just thought about how mad i'd be if i were sara of noel gallagher's wife fame and i'd gone on record about the covert op i was running to protect my family from my evil brother-in-law's social media but then as soon as my husband and i break up it becomes very clear that the whole time my husband was agreeing with me like "you're right liam sucks soooooo bad" he was actually sneaking downstairs at night to look at the twitter dossier going ohhhhh my god my brother's so funny i miss himmmm. and now my ex-husband is kikiing all over britain with his evil brother. and my kids are literally in the vip section.

Kind of obsessed with the contradictions and things unsaid in pretty boy and especially the suggestion that Noel both has power over Liam and is also weak against him. Delete my number because I can’t block yours. I can say no, but don't look at me. You bring the world down, you who have dreams of children. I made you sing (because I was sad). I know having me is your dream and you can't have me but I hope you get your dream and I can make it happen. You and I are magically ordained. Let me bring up that my star sign represents divine twins where the immortal brother chose to give half his immortality to the mortal one so they could stay together, which doesn’t suit me btw.

YAYYYYY im alive to see another day #win

How are my sweetie pees

on paul's birthday, let's take a moment to remember this gorgeous moment of getting shipbaited by the social media team of a guy who's been dead for 40 years

fuck this im never gonna be anyone's wonderwall cause i suck and im gay as fuck