the last helicopter had just flown out of vietnam

top gun is my situation of like. every so often u must allow someone their 2013-style whumpbait.

except i want fics with REALISTIC WHUMP (my telekinesis throws everything around the room)

you literally do not have to think about your identity all that much

want a smoke so bad but im entering into the like 5 day period where i genuinely cannot smoke at all costs. And this is good i want this i want to quit.

can they prove already once and for all whether juuling will give me turbocancer in 40 years because id really like to know whether i absolutely have to quit it 100% or if i can just keep doing it forever and be fine.

mav is so whumpable...

dead disgraced dad before u turn 8. dead mom who probably killed herself also before u turned 8. foster care. rejected from the academy and presumably looked down upon in the navy bc of his dad. makes 1 friend in the entire world and then that friend dies in a terrible accident he feels responsible for. only friend left is ur dead friends wife she eventually dies too and ur left as a semi-parental figure to their almost adult kid. ur dead best friends dead wife's last wish was for you to do something that causes this kid to hate and shun you for 15 years. also ur only other friend also got cancer and died. and everyone at ur job wants you to quit and also ur lowkey suicidal.

and on top of all of this ur like 5'7" and surrounded by daddy figures

mav is so whumpable...

dead disgraced dad before u turn 8. dead mom who probably killed herself also before u turned 8. foster care. rejected from the academy and presumably looked down upon in the navy bc of his dad. makes 1 friend in the entire world and then that friend dies in a terrible accident he feels responsible for. only friend left is ur dead friends wife she eventually dies too and ur left as a semi-parental figure to their almost adult kid. ur dead best friends dead wife's last wish was for you to do something that causes this kid to hate and shun you for 15 years. also ur only other friend also got cancer and died. and everyone at ur job wants you to quit and also ur lowkey suicidal.

struggling to think of any fantasy world where i can make oasis and a tom cruise movie interact. maverick would never go to an oasis concert. oasis arent playing in stefen djordjevic's tiny steel mill pennsylvania town. i guess vincent lauria could run into oasis in a random bar. ethan hunt has to go undercover in some situation in london and they get roped in? but what situation would require ethan hunt to infiltrate the late 90s/early 2000s london music scene. jerry maguire transitions from sports agent to music agent? turns out brian flanagan from cocktail's british friend was friends with oasis and they turned up at his funeral? see how hard this is.

liam and noel access ancestral memories of rural ireland in the 1800s and hang out with joseph donnelly from far and away (1992). except far and away is set in county kerry and not mayo. FUCK.

will graham if he had taken a different position on the battle of britpop: you and i have begun to oasis

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think