Why is Elia agreeing to polygamy so irksome for you?
Because it runs completely counter to her own interests, self respect, and exists solely to make the adulterous, disastrous love affair of Rhaegar and Lyanna more palatable.
Elia Martell marries the crown prince in all acceptable honor and suffers greatly to give him a daughter in the first year of the marriage. Rhaegar rewards her with national humiliation at Harrenhal by publicly declaring his interest making his cousin's underage betrothed his mistress. Much how Aegon the Unworthy tried to do poor Naerys but was stopped by Aemon.
Speaking of parallels to Aegon the Unworthy, why the in the seven hells would a Dornish princess be happy her husband was trying to recreate Daemon Blackfyre? A Dornish queen and her half Dornish son facing off against a favored high born bastard; a centuries old conflict that ended in Elia's own lifetime. Elia might has well be sharpening the blade Rhaegar uses to cut the throats of their children as to approve of him fucking a rival into Lyanna Stark.
Rhaegar could have taken a discrete mistress or carry on a quiet affair nearly any other woman on the planet. Instead he chooses the daughter of one Lord Paramount and betrothed of another. He runs off with Lyanna and kicks off a war. Leaving Elia alone on Dragonstone. Leaving Elia and their children in reach of /Aerys/.
If you insist on making Elia complicit in Rhaegar's crimes, why isn't Elia and their children in Dorne? Why aren't they hidden away in Essos? Why was Aerys able to get his hands on them and hold them hostage?
Elia is Dornish; therefore she is polyamorous. That is a ruinous, racist piece of tripe. Oberyn Martell has an open relationship with a long term paramour so his brother in law can abduct and have an affair with another woman? Rhaegar isn't Dornish; he doesn't get to use his wife's culture against her. Doran Martell never took another lover after Mellario left. Quentyn Martell was a virgin.
Plug Cersei Lannister or Catlyn Stark into Elia Martell's situation and Rhaegar's actions are suddenly beyond the pale? How interesting only white women are worthy of respect and honor.
It is 'irksome' because it degrades and dehumanizes and drags Elia down to a footstool for Lyanna Stark. And that is all people like you care about.
Thousands of people died for this little love affair. Elia and her children died. Thousands of her countrymen died. It is irksome that these are acceptable casualties as long as your self insert gets her hot little hands on that crown.
And polygamy has been illegal since before the reforms of Jaehaerys. It is illegal under the Faith of the Seven. It is illegal under the Old Gods. The last Targaryen king who tried enforced polygamy had dragons and he failed. Rhaegar has none.
Interesting how Rhaegar keeps pulling up parrellels to the worst historical dragon kings.
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people take the house rivalry in asoiaf too seriously. jon's parentage isn't relevant because he now adds points to this family instead of the other one, it's relevant because his whole story is a search for identity in a world that's set on deciding who he is for him based entirely on facts he can't control. rhaegar will never get to raise him or be a father to him, that's true, but it's an extremely narrow minded take to say that him being his father won't matter to jon. obviously his mother being lyanna is the part that will resonate more because his identity issues are centered around his missing mother. the mother was the part that always made him feel lesser than the starks because they had the father in common. but another conflict jon has is between love and duty and he always ties that back to his existence as a bastard and you'll notice it's his father's motivations in having him he questions and analyses, not his mother's. he agonises if ned broke his vows because he loved his mother but he doesn't scrutinise his mother (who would have also had a child out of wedlock) the same way because ultimately he's looking for two things from each of his parents, a sense of belonging & being loved and a sense of direction in how to act or not to act. jon's targaryen heritage doesn't change much but regardless of how much you personally hate this character, the fact he was fathered by the guy who gave it all up for love is somewhat relevant, i fear. and it's easily noticeable why its relevant to any reader who cares to think about jon as an individual and not just an extension of the stark family
Because the truth of Jon's parentage having a devastating impact on his psyche and soul is based on the actual analysis of the text and basic human psychology rather than fangirl fantasy.
While Jon feels displaced by his status as a Snow rather than a Stark, the foundation of his identity is he is Ned Stark's son, bastard born or not. He loved and admired his father, he loved and grieved his siblings.
He was ready to abandoned his vows and ride south to be with Robb. When Stannis offered him Winterfell, he turned it down and said it belonged to his sister Sansa. He was about to ride to battle Ramsey Bolton in order to save Arya when the mutiny happened and he was murdered.
As much as he fantasized and thought about the identity of his mother, it was being Ned Stark's son that shaped him growing up.
Finding out that was a lie.
Finding out his mother was Lyanna Stark who was abducted and died because of a Targaryen prince, that is going to be a source of joy?
Who is going to spin the fairy tale of 'oh Rhaegar loved his Lady Lyanna' to Jon?
Howland Reed who had to help Ned Stark battled his way to a dying Lyanna's bedside, watch his companions be butchered, listen to Lyanna pleading and begging and then slipping away, and having to drag Ned away from the corpse of his sister?
Or Jon Snow going to have a crisis of faith that pulls him in the darkness quite like how every other character has been?
As for Rhaegar giving it all for 'love'.
Barristan Selmy and Jon Connington are not better experts on the motivations of Rhaegar Targaryen than Rhaegar Targaryen himself.
Rhaegar: Aegon. What better name for a king?
Elia: Will you make a song for him?
Rhaegar: He has a song. He is the prince that was promised, and his is the song of ice and fire. There must be one more. The dragon has three heads.
—Rhaegar and Elia Martell in Daenerys Targaryen's vision in the House of the Undying
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When people don't like Anakin Skywalker, they always do this thing where they need to find some moral reason why the character shouldn't be liked. They typically do this by over exaggerating or down right changing the things that actually happened by taking things out of context or removing pivotal parts of the story.
Anakin didn't fall to the dark side by himself, he was actively being groomed by a Sith Lord and was emotionally neglected throughout his childhood by the jedi. Predators target children who are comprised because of the negligence of their guardians/parents, the Jedi played a part in his fall. Saying this doesn't mean he was faultless and I never understand why people think it does.
Anakin isn't the dictator, you're completely removing Palpatine from the story, Anakin or Darth Vader to be more specific was the dictator's (Palpatine's) weapon and this was known in universe, Leia's comments about Vader's leash is proof of that. (Yes she was talking about Tarkin holding Vader's leash but the point still stands that Vader is seen as the tyrant's attack dog not the tyrant himself)
Anakin didn't just choose to kills the tuskens out of no where. They tortured his mother to death and he reacted out of anger and grief. The story doesn't position this situation as a good thing, Anakin himself doesn't see killing the tuskens as good. Padmé calming him down was a wise decision to make. (Yelling at a person who just had a breakdown and their mentally well-being is comprised will always make the situation worse, calming them down is literally always the best action)
Anakin wasn't destined to fall, Padmé and Obi-wan were shocked for a reason, just because you as a viewer knew he was going to be Vader from the start (because the OT came out first) does not mean that his fall was inevitable in universe, and no, him showing signs of not being well mentally does not mean they were signs that he was going to be Vader from the start, it's signs that he is not doing well mentally.
Padme isn't some unintelligent victim who didn't know what she was getting herself into, she was smart, and was correct more times than not. Hell her son quite literally vindicates her later on and people somehow still think she was wrong.
Listen you don't have to like Anakin, you also don't need to find some grand moral reasoning. Don't like him on your own though, moral grand standing is absolutely unnecessary, and do yourself a favour and pay attention to the story, at least have reasons that actually happened.
"you can't criticize the jedi for carrying dangerous weapons and calling themselves peacekeepers because these are ritual weapons and a part of their religion," lightsabers aren't ritual tho, they use them to cut off the limbs of anyone they don't like
Padmé calming Anakin down was not a sign of weakness or incompetence or naivety or blind love, it was a sign of competence, and kindness. In my last post regarding Anakin Skywalker one of the points I had was that Padmé was smart to try and calm Anakin down.
I added that yelling at a person who's mental well-being is comprised is not the best decision to make and I stand by that, Padmé quite literally did the most emotionally intelligent and generally intelligent thing a person could do when faced with a person who is obviously hanging on by a thread.
Now I don't know if it's because of misogyny, because people have never dealt with a mentally ill person having a breakdown, because people treat fictional characters like real people thus treating their as actions real things that the character decided to do instead of remembering the character isn't real and the person who wrote/created them made them do it, or because they just like Obi-wan and hate to see his actions as wrong or maybe all of the above but Obi-wan took the worst course of action when he was on Mustafar.
Listen, I like Obi-wan (the character as he was written not the fanon version) as much as the next star wars lover. He's interesting, genuinely one of my favourite "failed mentor" characters, he was dead wrong for how he handled Anakin Skywalker when he was on Mustafar and it was not supposed to be seen as a good thing or the right decision, that's was why they made him do that, it plays part in the "failed mentor" aspect of his story. It all led to that final moment on Mustafar.
Agitating a person who you can obviously tell is spiralling is quite literally the dumbest, most reckless and most dangerous thing you could do and the Mustafar scene is probably one of the best depictions of why you should never do that.
It's also not out of character for Obi-wan to be reckless, which is why it's also ironic that he calls Anakin out for being reckless and seems to see it as a flaw, its also funny because Obi-wan has shown himself to be more reckless than Anakin at times but seems to lack the self awareness to realize that Anakin is copying him or learnt it from him
YOU DO NOT agitate a person who is very obviously emotionally fragile and is experiencing a psychological breakdown. I've seen so many people, who clearly don't like Anakin, talk about how "Padmé should have yelled at him after the tuskens massacre" or how "Obi-wan was right to come into the situation on Mustafar with the intentions to fight" but these are the ramblings of people that are definitely ignorant when it comes to mental health or dealing with situations like trying to help a person going through a breakdown or are just not paying attention to the story.
If there's a lesson you want to take away from the PT, it should not be from Obi-wan especially in regards to dealing with high stress situations involving mentally unwell people. What Obi-wan did was not just stupid, it was also hypocritical and not the Jedi way.
Jedi should not be coming into tense situations with the belief that a fight is the only way to de-escalate the tension, coming in with that type of energy was a big mistake. And I know a lot of people will try to defend this by saying that Anakin had massacred the Jedi and Yoda said it was too late but that is the wrong mentality to have.
WORD OF ADVICE: If a mentally ill person is harming themselves or the people around them, you don't instigate a fight, you level with them and try to talk them down, you lower the tension, not raise it.
When Obi-wan said that only the sith deal in absolutes, you're suppose to see what he's saying as ironic and/or hypocritical because believing that the only way to help Anakin is to kill him is an absolute. In general to believe that every Sith Lord you come across is just beyond saving is an absolute.
This is not to say that every Sith Lord should be saved but that it's genuinely dumb for a Jedi to go out of their way to learn everything they know about a Sith Lord or already have information on a Sith Lord and then not use that information to find various solutions to stop them or help them or resolve the problem because "a Sith Lord can not turn back".
Hell Vader wasn't the only Sith Lord who could have been reasoned with and turned back from the dark side, Dooku is another example. It is an absolute to go into every battle you have with a Sith Lord and think that they are beyond saving.
yes not all of them can be, Palpatine is cackling in the corner or whatever but it's an absolute to believe that they are all beyond help.
Padme and Luke took the best course of action when dealing with Anakin, a person who has/had mental health problems, was groomed and was, in the moment when they were trying to talk him down, mentally unbalanced. That's part of the conflict Luke was sensing btw, this dude was one the verge of yet another breakdown.
For an "incompetent woman", Padmé sure has been proving her wisdom and knowledge. It's crazy because during the PT, she was more Jedi like than a lot of the Jedi she was surrounded with. She restrained form violence unless absolutely necessary, unless all other options were exhausted.
She understood the importance of de-escalating a situation involving a people who is mentally strained, she chose compassion and empathy as her greatest weapon so to speak.
I don't remember where I saw it but it was somewhere in a video essay on YouTube (or here in Tumblr or both) about how Naboo or the name of the planet apparently came from Nabu, a Mesopotamian god of wisdom and writing, which represented how Queen Amidala was the queen of the wise.
I believe that it was from a documentary from the History Channel, I forgot what it's called but it represented how wise beyond her years Padmé was and how wise she continued to be. It's absolute genius honestly and she lived up to it.
It's insane how people think she's somehow a step backward for feminism because she was the only wise person in the room more times than not.
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I hate the way people act like if book!Jon is Rhaegar and Lyanna’s kid, he’s automatically going to become the Targaryen poster boy. Like first of all, he would still be a Stark by blood, y’know, due to his mother being Lyanna STARK, and it’s pure misogyny at its finest to label him as solely a Targaryen because of his bum of a “father”. Never mind the fact that he was raised by Eddard Stark in Winterfell for his whole life, views all the Stark siblings as his own and views himself as a Stark. This wouldn’t change just because whoops actually Ned is his uncle. Rhaegar would be/is his glorified sperm donor, Eddard Stark would always be his father.
Because they aren't actually fans of canon Jon, much like poor Lyanna, Jon because their vehicle for a poorly constructed power fantasy.
The idea that Jon after defining his entire identity as the son of Ned Stark bastard born or not, joining the Night Watch, fighting the wildlings, joining the wildlings, betraying the wildlings, becoming Commander, dealing with Stannis, Mace, and every thorny decision until he bends his vows until they break in a bid to save his sister, Arya, and then gets murdered by his own men.... only to ignore all that in favor of embracing being the bastard son of Rhaegar Targaryen.
Jon somehow is going to be come back from the dead as a fire wight, suffer no physical or physiological damage, and effortlessly deal with the Boltons, Stannis Baratheon, the wildlings, and the entire ice apocalypse.
Then he will claim a dragon, become king to universal acclaim, take Dany/Sansa/Arianne/whatever sexual fantasy girl they like, and sit on a not destroyed Iron Throne.
That is completely the point and plot of A Song of Ice and Fire.
DON'T TRY TO KILL SENATOR AMIDALA
listen fellow hunters. we've gotta talk about this. it’s been a long time coming.
every bounty hunter who goes after Padmé Amidala ends up dead.
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Or, Holonet bounty hunter forums, and the unkillable Senator Amidala.
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SENATORS ARE SUCH EASY PICKINGS
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WAR OUTBREAK MEANS MORE BOUNTIES OR LESS?
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THEY GOT JANGO FETT??? # we’recooked #cantbelievehesgone
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DUDE SENATOR AMIDALA’S BOUNTY IS THROUGH THE ROOF AGAIN
no bc think about it. how many times has she already been declared dead and miraculously come back to life the next day?? theres no way EVERY SINGLE assasination attempt was so chaotic that she mistakenly got declared dead EVERY SINGLE time. just think abt it.
u/AAAAAAA
nah dude the false alarms are bc of the decoys she’s got. it’s always one of them that gets offed instead.
u/cookiesforwookies
brooo shut UP about the decoys shut UP about the decoys the decoys aren’t realllllll
u/AAAAAAA
wtf you mean?? yes they are?? they were a whole thing during the naboo invasion that’s why the trade federation got cooked??
u/cookiesforwookies
me when my source is nute “oh fuck this midrim world kicked my corporation’s ass better make up a plausible reason that doesn’t make us look like complete fucking morons” gunray. be SO fr right now
u/tradefederationhater
also the trade federation lies about everything ever under the sun. why would you trust them about anything to do with naboo culture ever. plus if decoys were a naboo thing the chancellor would have them too like??
u/nabooismyboo
no the decoys are real. theyre a whole thing here.
u/laterhaters
shut UPP about the decoys conspiracy stop trying to make ur planet seem coolr than it is
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GOT MY FIRST SILVER LEVEL
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DONT TRY TO KILL SENATOR AMIDALA
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listen fellow hunters. weve gotta talk about this. it’s been a long time coming.
i don’t think i have to get into this here because everyone knows senator ami and how her bounty’s been through the roof since basically forever but EVERY damn month there’s SOME idiot hunter who looks at the bounty and goes “ah yes lemme go for it”
GUYS THERES A REASON THE BOUNTY’S SO HIGH?? HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING?? istggggg.
for those of you who don’t know (lmao be so fr), good ol’ ami entered the galactic scene like ten (?) years ago as queen of naboo back when the whole trade federation kerfuffle was going on. since naboo beat back the federation obvi everyone wanted her dead but there wasn’t that much energy at the time. but then hooooo boy. when she became a senator. she got all up in the trade federation’s business, took on the corporate alliance, kept pushing for peace and diplomacy and anti-war yada yada yada and suddenly nabbing her was the hottest bounty on the market. esp once her whole pre-war opposition to the military bill stuff started to get big.
but they just. couldn’t. get her.
there were some close calls, but between her crazy naboo security force (the decoys are real, i don’t care what anyone says), her blaster draw instinct, and then suddenly the jedi protectors – every hunter who’s tried to go after her has ended up dead as a doornail.
(seriously remember when they got zam and jango and the other one all in that one week? insane i’m telling you.)
so this is my fair warning to all the newbies out there: don’t go after her. that shiny credit bottom line is not worth it. keep it real.
peace out.
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u/allthatjizz
yall are exaggerating she’s literally just one senator. it’s just luck.
u/hotshot
okay but that was lowkey just bc of the jedi protectors. kenobi and skysomething?? like with two jedi on the job, no wonder fett couldn’t hack it. i’m sure if anyone had tried at LITERALLY any other time it would have been fine.
u/jestingjedi
SKYWALKER.
u/hotshot
okay fanboy.
u/tatoobaboon
omg a skywalker won a podrace back on tatooine ages ago, i wonder if they’re related
u/hotshot
why the fuck would a tatooine podracer be related to a fucking jedi
u/tatoobaboon
no need to be so rude about it??
u/aurabarsh
okay but i think the jedi are more part of it than we give it credit for?? like the fact that she’s besties with jedi makes it all the more difficult to nab her overall. between her own security forces and the literal mystical warriors, she’s got all the right allies in her back pocket. OH AND THE LITERAL CHANCELLOR.
u/corassaint
they’re not besties they were just assigned to her that one time. yall are exaggerating
u/kesselvessel
no lowkey hes got a point. she’s kind of always around one jedi or other. esp that skywalker guy i guess they got close
u/issadora
ooh and the little togruta. tano?? she’s been popping up too
u/aldering
man i wish i had jedi besties
u/aurabarsh
you kill people for a living.
u/aldering
nt always!! sometimes i jsut kidnap them alive..
u/cadfish
the fuck is the chancellor gonna do against a bounty hunter. frail old man.
u/aurabarsh
the point is she’s got influenceeee
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BOUNTY ON PANTORAN SENATOR
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SEPPIES MORE HUNTER FRIENDLY THAN REPUBLIC?
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CLONES AS HUNTERS??
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Yeah yeah it would never happen but also…. they would be terrifying. They’ve already got all the Fett in them.
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u/justasmalltowngirl
They’re related to Fett???
u/wesselltessell
have you never seen a clone without their helmet.
u/justasmalltowngirl
i’m a small town hunter okay.
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AMI SHOT AURRA SING POINT BLANK
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if anyone could get her i really thought it’d be aurra….
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u/corecarol
she just didn’t have enough aura…
u/reeva
stfu
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WATCH OUT FOR JEDI TANO
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she’s a little squirt but she’s a tough one.
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DROIDS ARE TAKING OUR JOBS
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INFLUX OF DROID ASSASSINS OVER SENTIENT HUNTERS
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AMIDALA TIPS #49
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closest we’ve gotten so far great work lads. for next time: speeder rides = least protection. senate rotunda? yeah right. apartment? forget about it. transit is the way to go.
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WHERE’S THE HUNTER IN BOUNTY HUNTER THESE DAYS
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SKYWALKER IS TERRIFYING DONT TRY ANYTHING ON AMIDALA W HIM AROUND
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i don’t think he’s got any of that mystic jedi calm mercy whatever. i genuinely believe he would gut you like a fish.
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u/clonedout
hot
u/wenverpirate
no it isn’t????
u/clonedout
i mean….
u/yula
do we think it’s a little weird that a jedi is that close with a rando senator
u/pantoriii
nah.
u/484848biney
nah.
u/deadtogalax
none of our business lowkey.
u/yula
yes it is we’re the ones who have to deal w it.
u/deadtogalax
not if you’ve given up on ever nabbing ‘dala like me.
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THE SEPPIES GOT SKYWALKER, AMIDALARS NOW’S YOUR CHANCE
#goforitgoforitNOW
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NVM THE SEPPIES DID NOT GET SKYWALKER DONT TRY ANYTHING
#ABORTABORTABORT
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HOLY SHIT THEY GOT A JEDI
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A hunter nabbed Kenobi. This is insane.
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u/binarymoons
omg do you think we finally got good enough to take out amidala
u/rosedout
you amidalars are fucking infesting this sub. some of us want to discuss things that actually fucking matter. can you please move on from this one senator
u/binarymoons
hmmmmmmmmmm. no.
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JEDI TANO GONE
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CADE BANE BEST TIPS AND TRICKS #59
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SEPPIES WINNING???
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BOUNTY ON THE CHANCELLOR
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AMIDALA’S BEEN QUIET RECENTLY
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out of the public eye, only participating in necessary votes, plus from [REDACTED] who saw her in person from a distance recently he said he felt a tired vibe from her. do we think…?
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u/amidalar-numero-uno
you guys get your hopes up way to much. let’s make a few things clear. the only way that we would ever, ever nab amidala is this:
all her jedi friends get killed in the war
her security forces have an off day
AND she doesn’t have the blaster hidden up her sleeve
(and the chancellor is out of the way i guess but lowkey from some of his speeches and her speeches compared side-by-side i get the vibe that he wouldn’t mind so much anymore if she was taken out of the picture)
u/sloth-from-ryloth
off topic but why was there never a huge bounty on the chancellor other than that one time
u/amidalar-numero-uno
none of our business.
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EMPIRE???
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u/yula
fuck you, that is relevant info.
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THEY KILLED SENATOR AMIDALA???
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i think it’s for real this time guys. the chancellor gave a wholeass speech and everything. they’re having a crazy funeral procession here on naboo. i just want to know which of you crazy motherfuckers finally pulled this off.
(and if so you should split some of the credits with this forum bc lowkey… we’ve been helping u out since the beginning…)
u/amidalar-numero-uno
dude come on 🙄 we’ve been over this. there’s no way she’s dead.
u/huntinlunchin
okay but they’ve never had a funeral before??
u/gloriousempir
EMPEROR palpatine. put some respect on his name
u/amidalar-numero-uno
shut UPPP no one cares.
u/huntinlunchin
shut up
u/shiniesss
nobody caressssss
u/shiniesss
wait yeah lowkey guys… all the jedi ARE dead now…esp her two jedi besties. if there was ever a time this could be for real, it’s now
u/nabooismyboo
no guys trust. there’s no way. remember her decoys!
u/cookiesforwookies
the decoys ARENT REALLLL
u/latervader
guys i think she fled to alderaan. i think she’s fleeing the regime
u/nabooismyboo
hold up you may have a point… she and organa were always close
u/amidalar-hater
🙄 you guys will believe anything.
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New forum rule!
Keep Empire talk positive and/or neutral please! It seems like the Empire will be working more closely with us in the future so let’s keep that relationship productive for everyone ☺
u/tradefederationhater
um hello this forum was supposed to be hunters only wtf does the empire have to do with it
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BOUNTY HUNTING LEGITIMIZED
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NVM EMPIRE PICKING OFF BOUNTY HUNTERS
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NVM BOUNTY HUNTING LEGITIMIZED AGAIN
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POSSIBLE AMIDALA SIGHTING #1
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we agree there’s no way she’s dead. look at this camera shot from an undercover hunter on alderaan:
[photo.zeid]
u/nabooismyboo
DECOY
u/cookiesforwookies
the decoys aren’t realllllll
u/amidalar-numero-uno
no hold up that’s not her. that’s leia organa, the organas’ adopted daughter.
u/tradefederationhater
damn can’t believe it’s been that long already. she looks so grown up.
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EMPIRE OFFERING BOUNTY HUNTER TRAINING
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DARTH VADER WORKING WITH BOUNTY HUNTERS??
33 comments | 50 likes | 7k views
I’m serious he’s hired a bunch of them.
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DARTH DEFINITION AND NAME ORIGIN
2 comments | 57 likes | 207 views
useful info for prospective hunters!
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BOBA FETT SICKEST BOUNTY CATCHES #74
3 comments | 87 likes | 909 views
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BOBA FETT SICKEST BOUNTY CATCHES #75
2 comments | 55 likes | 353 views
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BOBA FETT SICKEST BOUNTY CATCHES #76
2 comments | 57 likes | 485 views
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BOBA FETT BESTIES WITH DARTH VADER??
80 comments | 300 likes | 1k views
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MOVE ON FROM BOBA FETT
41 comments | 544 likes | 2k views
yeah i know i know people see jango in him or whatever. it’s like their icon has come back to life i knowwwww. but all of this boba fett hero-worship is really demoralizing to new, non-legacy/non-nepotism hunters. can we please ease up a little and let people find their footing in this forum?
u/lifeday3939
did you just call boba fett a fucking nepo baby
u/shiniesss
am i wrong.
u/lifeday3939
lowkey no
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POSSIBLE AMIDALA SIGHTING #3
4 comments | 42 likes | 180 views
not organa this time!! this one was on a diff planet too:
[photo.zeid]
u/nabooismyboo
DECOY
u/laterhaters
the decoys aren’t reallll
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POSSIBLE AMIDALA SIGHTING #6
3 comments | 14 likes | 146 views
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ALDERAAN BLEW UP???
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i know we had some of our best hunters out over there trying to pull one on senator organa 😔 rip you guys.
u/amipadi
HOLY FUCK SENATOR AMIDALA IS DEAD FR NOW
u/unieri
not another one of those alderaan amidala conspirators…
u/sloth-from-ryloth
also if you even believed that she faked her death and fled to alderaan wouldn’t it be the easiest thing for her to have hopped off a ship and hightailed it outta there before the planet went boom
u/amipadi
you’re right. theres no way she’s dead
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DEATH STAR BLEW UP???
1k comments | 10k likes | 30k views
why is everything blowing up. we didn’t have any hunters on there right??
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DEATH STAR #2 BLEW UP??
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CHANCELLOR LEIA IS THE BLOOD DAUGHTER OF SENATOR AMIDALA
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turns out amidala really was dead for the past twenty years.. from a certain point of view.
BUT NOW HER KID’S THE RULER OF THE GALAXY???
damn she really is immortal isn’t she… from a certain point of view.
i still want to know which of you motherfuckers pulled it off twenty years ago.
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u/yuhrse
uhhh… i don’t think it was one of us.
u/ jestingjedi
if the clones were going after the jedi it was probably one of them right?
u/yuhrse
yeah lowkey that makes sense. maybe she was with her bestie jedi at the time.
u/jestingjedi
oh man yeah maybe she was with skywalker, they were seen together a lot those last few days of the Republic
u/bountiesforcounties
that’s so sad :(
u/yuhrse
you literally hunt people down for a living??
u/bountiesforcounties
oh yeah. nvm.
u/yubnub
idgaf you guys. i don’t care what the bounty is. none of us better be fucking thinking of trying to go after leia organa.
