reading a textbook for class and i’m going insane. why is this just poetry. what. this is a STEM class what’s going on.

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

one thing about me is I’m going to make weird noises about it

The most evil person you know is posting about being a people pleaser

The most evil person you know is posting about kindness and compassion and patience

(experiences anything remotely similar to desire) i should be shot in the back of the head execution style

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste

You guys are like a two hour drive from each other

they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy