The Rose Garden

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

IT JUST WONT DIE IT KEEPS COMING BACK

draw more fabulous fat people.

gun to my head, you show me the cover and tell me to guess the plot, I a) would never have come up with something as painfully non-horny as above and b) no actually i'm still stuck on point a.

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

This is Tumblr, of you don't want it reblogged don't post it. Also this is Tumblr; the more fucked up the username, most of the time the better the blog LOL.

LBR I'm also not going to run a background check every time I slap reblog. I could be "pegasusfucksgalaxies" with a pinned image post of Pegasus the winged horse going at it with the Andromeda galaxy and people would still probably reblog from me if they see a good post.