Just meandering along.

saw new users saying they don't block bots bc "they inflate follower count 😌" and "what's the point" like who's gonna tell them (1) Noone cares about follower count and you can't even see it and (b) You have to bc they are using you to legitimize their dodgy links. They don't care about your aesthetic cat pics and lightning mcqueen fanfiction. They are using you.

#DO YOU LEAVE MOLD AROUND YOUR KITCHEN SINK IF YOU THINK IT MAKES YOUR WALL COLOR RLY POP#NO YOU DO NOT. IT'S FUCKING MOLD YOU SCRUB IT AWAY#THE PORNBOTS ARE THE MOLD @wuzzyletoastermac

the twitter/tiktok brainrot is real jezus christ

The absolute best part of this movie, and the one that made me fall in love with Peter Cushing’s Van Helsing.  He’s on his way to kill a vampire, but first he comforts her victim.  He sees this scared little girl, and in the moment, comforting and protecting her is more important than dealing out judgement or vengeance.

@coolman229

Y’all callin everything gay now huh. One literally hated the other 😂

you have no idea what you’re talking about. cary elwes literally said their characters were in love at sawcon🙄

uh ... what's sawcon....

sawcon this cock

It must be hell living in that house

HE WORKS IN IT???? THIS IS AN ADULT MALE??? I thought this was a 15 year old or something. May God have mercy on all of us sinners.

He literally just needs friends who are normal and can help him meet human women

this is about snow totals not cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post