No Ho-Ho-Homo

the line between a good bit and a bdsm scene really just does not exist

roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

I just ate every strawberry I'm sorry

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

I've been running from autism and bisexuality accusations for years atp ngl

i can't be the only person who hates being called neurospicy. it's such a weird term. i'm neurodivergent. i'm disabled. call me that.

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago