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theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

but I know... it's my own damn fault...

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

going to the movies should cost $1.00. bobcorn should be a free treat

I appreciate the sentiment but I don't get all those "we made it to the longest night of the year! the light will start returning soon! it's all uphill from here & we're halfway there!" posts because like. Oct-Dec is the easier half of Winter. Jan-Apr is way harder. there's no big holidays or decorations, everyone is kind of over the whole Cozy Hygge Sweaters & Cocoa vibe so they're just tired & restless instead, and the whole thing is so drawn out & uneventful that it feels like it lasts 10x longer

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

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Reblogging him face again for good luck in 2025.

Reblog him face for good luck in 2026

A small price to pay for mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika