mlem

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into the eyes of your blorbos.

woahhh this is so PRETTY, OP did such an amazing job holyyyyy

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

I'll never be over Qifrey softly going "Oh, Olly" whenever Olruggio does anything that reaches right into his core and threatens to grow roots (literally, derogatory). It's such a small exclamation but it feels as profound as it does bc Qifrey's a yearner, that's his husband best friend who's doing something completely mundane but it is kind and it is warm, and Qifrey is rattling the bars of his silverwood cage but he can't do shit about it other than pack it up and deliver it wrapped in half a handful of syllables...

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

Jinkies

Jeepers!

Zoinks!

Ruh roh!

FUCK

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it