Cats the Musical set in the Cars Universe

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

Irresistible to women because I memorized the recommended time and temp to air fry a hot pocket

360f for 14 minutes btw 😉

I'd like to take three hundred and sixty f for 14 minutes each

I will need breaks and snacks though. Gives these fine ladies a chance to tell me their hopes and dreams, really get to know them.

I burnt my tongue on that hot pocket

When you think about it, dice are weird thing to gamble on. What with their various similarities to calcified testicle and all

I'm getting kicked out of the X-Men because I keep calling describing Sabertooth as "Snuffbait"

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

happy pride month

with all due respect (none),

disco elysium dialogue tree

You say something really weird to the headless horseman and in response he just stares at you fully maintaining eye contact as he grabs a second pumpkin out of one of his saddlebags and carves a confused/mildly offended face onto it and then replaces the first pumpkin head that's been staring at you the whole time with it

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?