Robot Shibbins' Moon Shed

I've got lines open to Management, Legal, Corporate, Trunk, two different consultants, our actual PR team, plus AUNTI.

I didn't sleep last night, I'm currently running on a single nutrient pack and the blackest coffee ISP-N can engineer, and I got so desperate I wrote a literal monster to ask for help.

We appreciate your feedback about our IPS-Northstar R07-F “Flatpack” long-distance complete rations. Compromises were in fact made on the taste and texture in order to ensure that all pilots, sailors, and other void crew could survive on them in all conditions if at all possible.

Remember to check the serving instructions on the back! There are several suggestions for how to make them more palatable, such as soaking them in water or using them as the basis of a stew.

Is it ok if I spray paint an HA logo on the Drake or would that like... void my License?

Please advise, I don't want to lose this gig.

That’s perfectly fine! It is well within the right of the end user to wear whatever heraldry they like.

(We are glad to hear, however, that we’ve managed to lower your collateral damage count—that’s the IPS-N difference)

In fact, we’ve seen it before, and whole-heartedly find it wonderful. Have fun painting away, pilot!

old pics of an absolutely cursed, horrific looking & late-night Mr. House cosplay I did, to a friend's recommendation ☺️

The man is so terminally online and has a 30-year track record of trying to insert himself into ever subculture on the west coast, something he universally fails to do. There are people, tons of people, who have crossed paths with this man.

There are people out there who have 300 stories of Elon Musk going gaga over the doge meme in real time. There are people who can document him going hard about it even as it faded from style and into cringe.

The key is that Elon musk didn’t become a household name until about 2011-12, when Tesla started mass-producing cars. Before that he was mostly Just Some Rich Guy in the same way that, say, a TV actor or a particularly successful musician might be a Rich Guy.

That is, he lived quite comfortably, having made/strongarmed his way into quite a bit of money from PayPal, but he still like, hung out with the general nouveau riche tech types, still went out in public in his own car, lived in something that closely approximates your and my world.

The doge meme peaks just before he starts getting regular interviews on CNN, etc, when he’s still living more or less like a normal guy with a lot of money. Then, more or less overnight, he surpasses Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates to become The Richest Man in The World off the backs of SpaceX, Tesla, and a stake in Twitter.

What you’re seeing here is the trust fund kid actually making it rich. Thats why he’s like this. If he seems like the most annoying dude you knew in high school, it’s because he’s exactly that guy.