cowabunga

has anyone considered that i don’t wanna

Grunkle Stan Behavior

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

None Earth with South New Zealand

The amount of time you have to spend on this website to still remember the Deep Lore like None Pizza with Left Beef, only to apply it to this post. Truly, boggling.

don't know what yall are talking about this new years resolution stuff is easy

this year i resolved to eat more cheesecake. im already off to a great start! easy peasy

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

forgive me father for i have grinned

IT

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WIMDY

can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse

I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’