hm.

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you

my life is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much better than it used to be and i'm very glad i didn't kill myself as a teenager

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

my beautiful transgender friends. we should all start lying to nosy cis people who ask our deadnames. like Insane lies. yep my parents named me piss bartholomew. obviously a stinker. can we move on now

Wild to think how invested I once was in captain america. They really put something in the winter soldier (2014). you had to be there

ohh i get it now (doesn’t)

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

listening to music will have you come up with groundbreaking thoughts such as i love music. be careful out there

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

What’s doing the killing

The Killer

It’s insane how many organs will just Make Rocks if left up to their own devices. Kidneys. Gall bladder. Pancreas. Tonsils, what’s that about???

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL!!!