I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am

Tim: Self care is drinking three pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight with God.

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

That picture of Lady Gaga as a child where she looks like a child pretending to be Lady Gaga means so much to me

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

This actually happened. Word for word.

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

congrats to guns on becoming Woke, joining the NFL, the Bible, Bud Light, and the concept of empathy.