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Misplaced Lens Cap
almost home
Keni
Fai_Ryy
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Cosimo Galluzzi

#extradirty
sheepfilms

KIROKAZE
The Bowery Presents
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
macklin celebrini has autism
Noah Kahan

oozey mess

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

gracie abrams
occasionally subtle

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@riverageleis
It has been brought to my attention that I haven't linked to my ao3. 🥴 This is the rectification of that. Welcome to the freakshow.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design
"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.
“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis
Tmblr artists will see this and go "How can I make him skinny 🤔 how can i make him twinky 🤔 how can i make him extra extra pale 🤔 how can i make him conventionally attractive and just not look like scotty at all 🤔"
“Just five more minutes”
The City on the Edge of Forever (aka Earth au)
I love it when captain Kirk's shirt lifts a little in the back and you can see his panties
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"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now
I can't believe that the famous meme of Star Trek TAS that has Kirk with his hand on his face and over his mouth is just him trying not to laugh after seeing Spock and Bones bantering, LMAO-
Stargate SG-1 | Gemini
Jack being like 👀 😧 and then looking at Teal'c when Sam said that sends me. Teal'c's little nod like, "Yup." Is the cherry on top. He never considered that Sam could be anything except good.
My favorite team.
jack o'neill cuffs his jeans. sorry i don't make the rules here; he's bi
Agreed. Also when his pants are supposed to be cuffed, like, you know, their mission uniforms, the man likes to be just a lil different and tends to untuck one of his pant legs. You know, for some variety. Gotta stand out.

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some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.
you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi
Worf has entered the chat.
i rewatched all our yesterdays ….. they are so normal
It's a zombie apocalypse and you are stuck in this place!
How are you doing?
great!
okay, I can make this work
Not great, probably can't make this work
A zombie
Dead (non-zombie related)
Results/it depends
(zombies work by standard zombie rules, boarded doors and biting)
Has a super bad migraine today. Like, worst one in months. (Botox is Friday) Elderly Cat, who is not a face-hugger (lapcat or otherwise affectionate unless she wants something), decided if I was actually dying, then she would help by suffocating me with her fluffy (double coated) face and purring her big purr. (Her purr is quiet and small unless she is Very Happy and Content).
Indeed, she thought better of it when she realized there were no other thumbs in the house to feed her. She then licked my chin, scent marked my nose and put her lovely head on my shoulder where she could tickle my face with her long whiskers.
I love her so much. She did all of this with the boycats also on the bed. She didn't even yell at them to get off her lawn. She was just like, "Yeah, I'll do the hard thing if necessary. You two just stay down at the other end and keep her immobilized. Also, purr, damn you."
Poll
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(Super nervous about showing my face because internet, but here it is in it's partial glory.)
Whumpee lying limply on a hospital bed, their body trembling with pain yet simply looking up at Caretaker sitting beside them, each other's hands linked together - and Whumpee being the one who's sorry. They're sorry they've made everyone worry. They're sorry everyone has to see them in such a pathetic state. They're sorry that everyone has to accommodate them. Oh, they're so sorry. Caretaker has no words. They're the one who was put through hell back and they're sorry? They're the one struggling to speak through all the bandages & swelling and they're sorry. Whumpee's the one who can't fall or stay asleep because nightmares of what was done to them keep plaguing them. And they feel the need to apologize. Caretaker can't imagine what nonsense they were fed by Whumper that this is what they say when they're the one suffering.

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saw a youtube short of a guy doing this with his cats that can't stop fucking beefing (i put a screenshot below) and like..... it's them. it's absolutely them.
1x07 - What Are Little Girls Made Of?