Thigh enthusiast™

there’s only one good absurd threat that’s ever been posted on Twitter Dot Com but it is (as the kids say)a real doozy

being around straight people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m gay” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

being around gay people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m straight” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

oh no, we talk about straight people all the time, and “because they’re straight” is used very frequently to explain their many flaws

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people don’t make action movies for fun anymore they make it to beat Avatar at the box office and it shows

Endgame was brilliant screw you

Humans are all like “I don’t like objects or things” and then someone else is like “I’m going to kill you for that one” 

Are you human

What’s it to you?

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

This is uncomfortably accurate

i feel so called out rn

they say depressed people arent productive well i just doubled the size of my minecraft farm so hows this dick taste fuckers