because i am asking

I would watch Justice Smith read out the instructions on how to fold a pizza box at a minimum wage job. So I’m not mad at all about the casting but I am grieving fat Harris in my mind palace. I contain multitudes

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

I also think it’s cruel to have a bunch of people 70+ in our government. Sitting at the helm of American imperialism and making important decisions on how to ruin as many lives as possible is soooo stressful for aging bodies. They keep dying in office after so much corporate money and effort is spent to get them elected.

Everyone is missing the tone of sarcasm so I would like to say that I genuinely do not give a fuck if these expired old bastards work themselves to death. It’s sad when people are forced to work after retirement age but they are not forced, they are choosing to stay in power and ruin the world for generations to come. I get hit with accusations of ageism every time I mention that there should be age limits for some of these offices so I thought rephrasing it as false concern for the welfare of these fossils might make the point more palatable. Redirect the conversation from what old people can do to what old people should do in their golden years.

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

I think I have gained from my traumaposting that sometimes, it is not a good idea to do it scared. Sometimes you are way, way too scared, and you should consider the possibility of finding a way to do it not scared, instead of doing it scared.

i love when ugly things are also erotic. that's how all of this started

we're over halfway through 2026. what are everyone's most beloved books of the year so far?

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party