because i am asking

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

happy fourth day of disability pride month and no other holiday

it's not surprising, of course. to many, a dog being euthanized for attacking a person is a tragedy. poor thing was in a bad environment you see, it didn't deserve to die. and to many, every criminal should be put to death. they are inherently cruel and cannot change, any sentence more lenient than death is an injustice to their victims. why might a dog maul someone? well clearly the poor thing was a victim, it was circumstance that spurred it to violence. why might a person mug someone? clearly they have a corrupt soul, incapable and unworthy of empathy. they were spurred to criminality by their own sick nature. so to say, in their eyes, a human criminal is less human than a dog

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

I'm so tired of the way suspicious meat is always human meat like for once I just want to be surprised. Let it be something else I'm so tired of it being human meat

Give me meat that IS genetically human but can't be matched to anyone's DNA!!! Where the fuck is it from?? We don't know!! Scary!!!

Oh people keep disappearing but hey at least the food is really good so that's something right? Womp womp you're eating a guy. Boring. Been there done that. Give me something new

Give me a guy who works in a slaughterhouse who swears on his life he's killed the exact same cow every week for the past 6 months and every time it gets harder to pull the trigger as it looks him in the eyes like it knows him

Meat man’s meat from adventure time is so much more viscerally horrifying than horror movie cannibalism.

Going to spoil this decades-old TV show for you - the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Doublemeat Palace" features our heroine needing to get a job and gets one at the local fast food place. As people begin to disappear, she becomes increasingly paranoid and assumes that indeed the delicious meat is people. Turns out there was a just demon lady hanging around eating people. The actual secret of the Doublemeat Palace? It isn't meat. It's vegetables with beef flavoring and they need the secret preserved because people won't eat it otherwise.

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY🎆🎇

ngl kinda hate that "this has been discussed extensively you're just 21" tweet cos it was directed at a trans woman who was getting dogpiled for saying that the "dangerous man in a dress" horror trope is shitty

she was born in 2005, the right wing culture war against trans people has been going on for half her life, if she independently arrives at a correct take then how is that something worth mocking?? you got flowers sprouting through concrete, water them dumbass

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)