because i am asking

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS

Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.

psychic beam blast. none of you understand the late victorian eugenics/determinism/orientalism/scientific history/racial-sexual-class great chain of being unity of affect enough to be talking about what dracula does and does not represent

dracula serving as a synecdoche for european aristocracy is in no way at odds with his widely recognized status as a gross antisemitic stereotype, because in the late victorian (especially english) literary mind medieval aristocracy = regressive = disabled/malformed = irrational = feminine = catholic = eastern = jewish = romani = queer = underevolved, which in turn smacks of irishness and spirituality. these are all linked together—explicitly in the scientific and literary worlds of the 1890s and more covertly today—in a web of emotional associations that smooth over all contradictions, and all adds up to: we have moved into the rational, masculine, blue-eyed light called modernity, but something is clinging to our ankles and wants to drag us back into the dark. are you one of the things on my ankle? prove to me that you are not. step into the light and assume your proper place under me, or i will defend myself by slicing you away

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

Seriously. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

When you're making a male character into a woman you have to consider his relationship with masculinity when deciding if she would still be butch or if she would be more gender conforming. Is he butch because he actually likes it or because it's imposed on him

i'm gettting harry potter ads on grindr :/

she said her mom saw the pic of my ass, which i apologized for like it was my fault but ,,,, mom can get it to .,,,,

my ass got a compliment her mom complimented my ass??

her mom is les and just left her dad oh my god i'm so normal ahhhhhhhhhh

i am... i can't try to hook up with her mom can i... oh my god

i think she's actually setting me up with her mom my pits are dripping sweat im so normal...

i uh, i got her moms number....

i never thought i'd send a cis person a dick pic but mother's know best...

Jennifer is wonderful and she said it's a shame her daughter is over otherwise she'd invite me over and answer the door in lingerie, which is so silly of her

Being able to draw older people as attractive without reducing or erasing the visual signs of aging, and in fact showing that they're attractive because of those signs, is an artistic skill that should be valued so much more. Honestly, it should earn you an immediate fortune because holy fuck is it a rare commodity. There are so many artists who seem to think attractiveness and aging exist in opposition to each other, so they smooth every wrinkle, erase every crease, and de-age the character until they're basically thirty with silver hair. But when an artist can look at crow's feet, smile lines, weathered skin, deep-set wrinkles, and all the little traces of a life well lived and say, "No, that's what makes them beautiful," that's a level of artistic observation and care I wish we celebrated more often.

and fat btw

and balding btw