i've finally for the first time in my life completed a meet the artist. about time! hopefully i'll start drawing more again and remembering bsky exists when im not drudging through my homework, lol

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i've finally for the first time in my life completed a meet the artist. about time! hopefully i'll start drawing more again and remembering bsky exists when im not drudging through my homework, lol

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i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses
like the king arthur problem of how were these people always accidentally sleeping with the wrong person? well 1) no glasses 2) no lights and candles are so expensive 3) royal couples didn’t even sleep in the same bed a lot of the time anyway 4) arranged marriage how much do you really know your spouse anyway? maybe not very well a lot of the time 5) people are drinking a lot idk. maybe not as absurd as one might think
this post is brought to you by the one time i woke up at a sleepover and realized that without my glasses i could not distinguish one friend from the other. haunting. all of arthurian literature was unlocked to me at that moment
A young noble lady steals her brother's identity and his ship to find love and adventure, and to write a book about the fascinating life cyc
New page of Tigers!!
reminders i need to like, tattoo on my brain:
1. if you feel judged and hurt by others, try sleeping
2. if you feel judgmental and resentful of others, try eating (the classics)
3. if you feel uncomfortable, try showering
4. if you feel directionless and afraid, go sit outside for a bit and maybe then you'll calm down. maybe even a walk if youre feelin crazy
5. take it easy, but by god, take it
oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication
what does everyone think reporter desirée townsend has been up to bc from what I saw she's been camping out at the hospital and taking photos of license plates and shit lol

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The reason why McConnell is currently ambiguously dead is because KY law was recently amended to state that a vacant senate seat must be filled by a special election, but previously, the duty to fill a vacant senate seat was by appointment of the current governor. The present KY gov is a Democrat, and has the means to challenge the special elections rule in the state supreme court, under the argument that it is unconstitutional to governor's power as outlined in the KY state constitution. So given the risk of a Dem appointee who would become an incumbent to challenge, or a special election race in the middle of the Mamdani Endorsement DemSoc run on congressional seats, McConnell will remain in quantum superposition between life and death until there is no longer a risk of his republican power being challenged.
Which... you know, really is life in the American Fascist Era in a nutshell: a questionably dead or dying racist lich refusing to reliquinsh the ability to make all our lives miserable
Kurapika fighting for his life trying to pronounce her name 😂
Looking through a Toyfare magazine from 2004 and found what might be my favorite ad ever
i think we should reintroduce lions and hyenas and such back to Europe. they used to live there. and the Europeans have gotten Too Comfortable. "oh americans have mountain lions and bears? haha we got rid of our big predators ages ago"* not anymore bitch. watch the fuck out. also big herbivores, wild bovines like buffalo and antelope. get kicked idiot.
*a real sentiment i have actually seen online from Europeans multiple times
Im watching hells kitchen for the first time w my bestie and I understand enough about how reality tv shows work to not be too stressed out by the drama but I Am thinking that I would probably be too anxious to like, be a customer at a hells kitchen restaurant, bc being aware of the insane albeit dramatized pressure that the chefs are under would make me feel bad

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ID: Four digital drawings: a woman holding another by the collar; a woman straddling a motorcycle; a cat person looking over his shoulder; a man posing dramatically.
Some more artfights :) for @lotsofdreamb0ats, Jet2TheMoon, @swordbreakerz, and @milk-city
Maskless vers of Delay below the cut ^_^
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I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"
basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.
she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.
if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.
because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.
a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.
instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.
she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.
when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍
jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.
wow really good addition here
math is blue.
Math is blue
Yes
No
Huh???

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The thing about writing wolfic that involves scenes from canon is that it is necessarily going to end up sounding corny bc ff14 is a corny game (complimentary). And this is fine but you Have to accept it and not try to write out the corniness or it's just gonna end up bad
if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you
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