because i am asking

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

what is zohran mamdani's plan for ending single ownership in the pwhl

similarly to how you should never trust gamers with a nonbinary character i feel like you can also never trust a fandom with an aroace character. whether it's explicitly canon or implied it just ends up the same

every time an allo person wants to ship an aroace spec coded character they should write an essay with MLA format citations on how this serves the themes of the story and is necessary for the character and how their ship is any different than the relationships said character already has and they should also send $500 dollars minimum to at least one aroace person in their fandom

"but people can do whatever they want!!!" i don't caaaaaare go examine your biases and cry about it or i'm blowing both of us up

my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney

My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

and a hearty congratulations to all the canes rpf writers who have been awarded the true prize, which is the set up for a drunk vegas marriage after winning the cup

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

We can also fuck nasty or whatever