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mob boss who wears a ringpop and when you greet him you have to suck on it

oh the weather outside is [REDACTED]

Did anyone have “moon hatching” for November?

junji ito being a doll customiser, working as a dentist and owning cats just recontextualizes his horror manga as just,,,, what happens when you exist like that

Red and yellow polka dot Clown condom and once its on it begins to self inflate and the clown is carried away into the sky by this magnificent balloon. Just needed to get that off my chest. Listen I wont be in the office the first week of July because I'm going hiking with my buddies so you'll need to reschedule some therapy sessions with me. The desk workers just out the door will help you with that. Great to talk, see you next week. Yeah. Buh-bye.

can u guys shut up about discourse for five fucking minutes hot women in my area want to talk to me NOW

Wish i was drunk at a party explaining mgs to someone

Maybe my life wouldn't be better if I had magic powers but I'd at least have different, sexier problems.

My favorite gamer moment (tm) is when a rat in oblivion jumps at you and you perfectly time the swing of your massive warhammer and you just knock that fucker out of the park like it’s a home run