*insert a funny quote*

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

This thread is almost eight years old and it has damn well earned its place among the Tumblr pantheon as a Heritage Post™️

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

the way im incapable of having a conversation about weight with normal people. those conversations feel like a mine field because there are no right answers. im not gonna feel sorry for you that you gained weight and i dont have any dieting tips and your self depreciating weight jokes arent funny and i dont feel like congratulating you on your weight loss with how mean to your past self you are being and it doesnt feel good that you think that me wanting to gain weight is weird or stupid. sorry

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

wait guys its december no no no my brain is still comprehending the end of october 

WAIT IT’S DECEMBER??

Looks like we succeed in no November November

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

I still can’t comprehend this tbh