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Chinese is one of those languages where curse words are so commonplace that they lose a bit of their bite, but nevertheless:
操 (cao): The good old "fuck". Common variants: 肏，草，艹，凸
我操 (wo cao): "I fuck". Same as "fuck". Common variants: 卧槽，我草，我艹，我擦，我屮艸芔茻
你妈 (ni ma): "Your mom." Used the same way as "fucking" for emphasis. Common variant: 尼玛
This brings us to the lauded "fuck your family members" series. Here we have:
操你妈 (cao ni ma): "fuck your mom." Common variants: 草拟吗，曹尼玛，操你老母
操你姥姥 (cao ni lao lao): "fuck your grandma."
操你大爷* (cao ni da ye): "fuck your great uncle."
*I have no idea why the great uncle is singled out like that. You usually only fuck someone you're a direct descendant of.
操你祖宗 (cao ni zu zong): "fuck your ancestors."
操你妈逼 (cao ni ma bi): "fuck your mother's cunt." Common variants: 草泥马比, cnmb, cnmlgb
逼 (bi), or "cunt," is not considered a particularly strong word in Chinese. The cunt series also includes:
傻逼 (sha bi): lit. "dumb cunt" i.e. "dumbass" or "dumbfuck". ("dumbfuck author, dumbfuck novel.") Common variants: SB, 煞笔.
牛逼 (niu bi): lit. "cow cunt", but means "badass" or "awesome". Common variants: NB，牛掰，牛笔.
装逼 (zhuang bi): lit. "pretend cunt', refers to when someone is being pretentious or a poser. Basically "装牛逼". Common variant: 装B. (This is where svsss' "B-points" come from.)
And in the same vein:
鸡巴 (ji ba): "dick." Used the same way as "fucking" for emphasis. Common variant: JB
屌 (diao): "dick/cock." Usually mean "badass." Common variant: diu
屌丝 (diao si): "dick hair," or loser, douchebag, incel etc.
OK, I have to ask. Is there any connection between 操 (cao) meaning "fuck" and 曹操 (Cao Cao) the infamous warlord from the late Han dynasty? Or is it just an amusing coincidence, like that one story about the poet who eats lions?
操 was originally just a substitute for the more explicit 肏 (入肉=“to enter flesh”) Idk exactly when using 操 to say “fuck” became mainstream; it’s a character that just happens to sound very similar to 肏. Oddly enough there aren’t a lot of characters that sound like “caò”, and I feel like most of them have been used as a euphemism at some point. 操 was the most popular one and over time it became the de facto fuck
(If your first thought upon reading this was "okay, you're just doing a bit, right? Surely you didn't actually have a playtest group who assumed that everything with a labelled slot on the character sheet was fair game and was letting players tag their pronouns for bonuses?": welcome to the world of technical writing.)
I don't think you actually have a playtest group who assumed that. I think, considering who you are and the kind of people you and your game attract, you have a playtest group who argued they could tag their pronouns for bonuses for the love of the game.
billy: hey. hey hey hey hey. i heard you were cool. are you cool. everybody says you were cool. and now you're a little bitch. are you a little bitch. look at me look at me. hey cool cool bitch look at me are you looking
ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.
and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post
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I say this every time, but people Do Not Realize just how short the timeline has been on gay people in kids’ media. And it’s an ongoing fight, but this was 10 - 15 years ago.
I'm not in the Steven Universe fandom. I don't really even know the show. But the story she's telling here is important to remember. What feels like small snippets of representation took a lot of fighting to get and it wasn't as long ago as you think.
inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.
Can’t reblog the post going round containing these two screenshots:
So I’ll put my addition here:
This also applies to women who complain about feminism requiring them to work, rather than being ‘ladies of leisure’. Women equivalent to them in the past always worked - who do they think were the maids, housekeepers, cooks, nannies, wet nurses, governesses, washerwomen, spinners, weavers, seamstresses, nurses, midwives, etc - and today’s equivalent of the past’s ladies of leisure can afford to be ladies of leisure now. Feminism fought for women’s work to be acknowledged, valued, and fairly paid, and that fight is still ongoing.
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my favorite trope isn’t really “forbidden love.” it’s “strongly disapproved of love.” no one can stop the two characters from being together; it’s not illegal, but, boy howdy, nobody likes it very much.
everyone who is an excellent writer thinks they suck and will never get published. everyone whose writing sucks ass is actually getting published and displayed in barnes and noble
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This is the sort of shit that all public artwork should be. The kind that you can use as a landmark to find your lost buddies. Going like "yeah I'm standing at the front of this building. Under the giant fucking seagull head. You'll know it when you see it."
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