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my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

i've actually decided that this pride month is more for lesbians this year pack it up gay guys

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

influencers are telling everyone to get off their birth control and repackaging sexist narratives about menstrual cycles as some kind of kind of cissexist "self-care" thing and all the stores are filled with ankle length floral dresses like is anyone else getting scared

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

tonight i think we should go back to sexually repressed gale who doesn’t jerk off, he only gets off by rubbing himself against a pillow because then he’s Not Touching Himself so it’s not as Bad of him and the first time bucky cups his hand over gale it’s like he’s had all the air knocked out of him because this is new on so many levels and bucky is just entranced as gale grits out a low “john” and then the hand is gone and gale feels cold between his legs without john’s warmth but he also feels hot all over and he needs to go take a cold shower and anyway the point is i think it would be really hot if bucky teaches gale how to jerk himself off and gale allows this bc it’s not gay it’s just a buddy teaching him something everyone around him already knows how to do and that’s how gale’s resolve crumbles as this goes on and