Just say anything

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

@tallyhoot @godofautism @crispyasaurusxx @almostdeath @anonthefold

@cheesyjester @motherarts @toast-art @moonys-chaos @superdumbfan

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@it-came-from-mount-ebott @burger-churgler-secret @a-planet-around-procyon @be-gentle-with-littluns-2 @switchthedragon

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@themfacesbelovely @amarynthian-fortress @evry1h8s-me @eatheire @xt0t4llys4n300x

@official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official @actually-danish-denmark

@official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland @forever-scotland

@totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu

@india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official @the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy

@guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand @definitely-brasil @very-real-australia

@literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @definitely-totally-croatia @totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea

@pakistan-official @i-am-poland @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official

@non-tyrannical-usa @the-state-of-michigan @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official

@the-us-navy-offical @the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official @the-official-goose-god

@utah-offical @mhm-wisconsin @the-only-ontario @actually-alberta @new-york-for-real

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herald of haikus, we all adore your presence, help us when in need

we all adore your presence,

help us when in need

because SURPRISE, there's no such thing as "plastic" either. every kind of wood is basically the same on a chemical level, but the only thing every plastic has in common is "some of its molecules are long" and that is NOT a quality that determines how things stick together.

I just ordered some stuff I hope will permanently stick a circuit board to a steel sheet and withstand temperatures up to 150 degrees. by the way circuit boards are made of epoxy-bound woven glass cloth which is cool as hell but what the fuck do you glue that with? can any of the 12 kinds of adhesives I currently own do that? no of course not. if I want to stick two pieces of acrylic together so hard they become watertight to a depth of 3000 metres I have some shit that does that, but it does literally nothing else.

Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.

1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.

2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.

3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.

So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud. 

I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”. 

And I just had to send this email:

to bring this back. I’m bringing

it back anyways.

1. It's lighter than any cane I've ever used

2. Its telescopic so I can keep it in my car, unlike the "folding" canes that hate being folded

3. It has a spring suspension system to provide a bit of give to your arm, like suspension on a bike, my arm doesn't get sore

4. It COMES WITH different feet for it, you don't have to BUY them seperately

5. Has a wrist strap

It's such a massive upgrade from literally any mobility cane I've ever been sold. Is it as strong as a solid hardwood or steel cane? Hell no. But it can support my weight and I'm about 200 pounds.

That's basically the exact one I have.

Here is a link to it on amazon

I don't *love* amazon but it's accessible to a lot of people. Now I will say this one (like mine) has twist locks, and I'm seeing a lot of comments saying that it's better to buy ones with "flip locks" instead as they're less likely to fail

Apologies if you’ve answered this, I tried looking on your blog but couldn’t find anything. I love your comic btw,,, Greek mythology my blvd

yes! I think i'll just post it now since it's something i knew people would ask /w\;