I'll post 200 things at once or 0

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

every time I see this post I've forgotten how clearly signposted the canopener bridge is, and every time it hits me like a truck (hitting the canopener bridge and getting the top of its trailer ripped asunder)

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless