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This made my brain go brr, therefore itโll make your brain go brr too if youโre following me <3
Fuck I scrolled on but this is going to be living in my head so fucking much why did you have to show this to me I will never be free
that is the face of a man worried he will be next
Good news, he was not next! In fact, she accepted him as her mate, he learned the crane mating dance and now every year, he artificially inseminates her with crane semen to expand the very endangered crane population. True story.
Sorry, he WHAT? Imagine being this man's boss and having to sit him down like. Listen. Brian. We need you to fuck the bird. You have to act like you're excited about it.
crane husband.....
this is the diametric opposite of all those awful swan wife stories and i love it.
(WalWaPo makes you jump through like three separate hoops before you can read the article, so I will share some of the highlights:
Walnut was born in a species-recovery breeding program in the 1980โฒs.ย The program had crane chicks hand-raised by human volunteers, and at that time they did not fully understand the measures necessary make sure that the chicks do not imprint on humans and retain their identity as cranes.ย ย
As a result, her keepers believe, Walnut does not recognize other cranes as members of her own species.ย ย
It has not been proven that Walnut killed her previous suitors; however, there is a persistent rumor in the white-naped-crane-conservation community that she did.ย ย
Because this species is highly endangered, and the gene pool of the captive population is small, itโs pretty important for the survival of her species that Walnut A) mate, and B) not kill a bunch of other cranes.ย ย
The actual name of the keeper is Chris Crowe.
They both arrived at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in 2004.ย ย
Walnut immediately began paying special attention to Chris--and ignoring the eligible male crane in a nearby enclosure.ย ย
Walnut initiated their courtship, performing the opening moves of a mating dance.ย ย
Chris realized that if he reciprocated the mating dance, it might be possible to artificially inseminate Walnut with her participation and consent.ย (The process normally involves restraining the bird.)ย ย
It worked!ย ย
Chris and Walnut have had five children, who were raised by other crane couples at the facility--sometimes the biological dad and his mate--both because itโs unclear whether Walnut would accept the chicks as her own, and because Chris is not equipped to be a Crane Dad.ย ย
However, the Institute provides her with artificial eggs to sit on, and Chris takes his turn looking after them.ย (This would not work with real eggs because he canโt sit on them properly, but Walnut seems to feel that he is on the job if he just stands over them.)
Chris accepts that he is pretty much married to this bird.ย White-naped cranes live to be about 60, and they mate for life, so he knows he canโt retire while Walnut is alive.ย (At the time of the article, Walnut was 36, and Chris 42.)ย ย
Legit cannot pick the funniest part of this
she has not been PROVEN to have killed her exes, but there is a PERSISTENT RUMOR (really officers she's simply DEVASTATED, she sobs, wearing a new feather boa unfortunately resembling her most recent deceased husband)
His name is Chris CROWE. (Mrs. Walnut Crane-Crowe?)
the mental images of a whole human man learning and performing the crane mating dance, and "sitting" on artificial eggs so she thinks he's performing his duties as a husband and father (and apparently OBJECTS if he does not?)
"chris, buddy, you gotta marry the possibly-murderous crane lady for the GOOD OF THE SPECIES." (alternately: "chris, my man! good news! we found you a very interested lady! She's 36, she's very spirited and independent, she holds a very important and rare status in her society! ...Is there a downside? WELL...")
chris sits any potential human partners down, like "my love, you must understand before we wed,,, i am already... Attached" (camera drifts wistfully to the above photo) "Lady Walnut and I have an,, Understanding... the relationship is open, but very committed"
just had to explain this post to my father bc he thought my stifled laughter was a signal of illness.
well done, everyone, good game. hit the showers.
Not only is he 'married' to walnut, this has apparently happened SEVERAL times, so he has MULTIPLE crane wives, none of which know about any of his other crane wives. This man is, for some unknown reason, irresistible to cranes
the โthis content has been removed for violating Tumblrโs Community Guidelinesโ notice really adds a lot of flavor to this post and somehow makes it MORE obscene than whatever that actually was
World Heritage Post
I regret being the bearer of bad news, but I thought it should be shared that Walnut passed away in January of this year (2024). There's a lot of mixed info about the lifespan of cranes (due to people misunderstanding what a median is...) but the average for most species I know of is 20-30 years (in the wild if nothing eats them/they don't die young), and 30-45 in captivity, with the oldest known white-naped crane having loved to be 46. Given that she was 42, this old gal did good, and I'm certain she will be missed by folks here.
Fly on forever Walnut Crane-Crowe
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What if everything gets better in 2016
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The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.
Scary Movie

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A super Cozy Cottage! ๐โจ
I absolutely love how this build turned out! I wanted to make this build for a while because I've always liked seeing moss roof houses and wanted to put my spin on it! I made the full interior, it's 100% survival friendly, and lowkey I feel like I nailed it ๐โจ Added a lot of details all around it too, and a picnick area too cause why not?! u know? Any thoughts? Anyway, I hope it looks cool ๐ If u want u can find the Tutorial and world download here!
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"chasing its tail too much"
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its ok theyre Gods lil helpers
And boy are they clumsy
Hi, these bees are babies! Theyโre not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human
IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!
They are just!!! Student drivers!!! ๐ญ
BONK!
I'm just realizing that I have 18 years of animation archives, and it would be fun to watch that. Sorry, I really can't be bothered to translate it, though.
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A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.