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i see so many people say "i want to write star wars fanfiction but im so scared people will get mad if i fuck up the complex lore" honey not even star wars can get right the star wars lore write whatever the fuck you want and if someone complains send them my way i will banish them to the realm of miserable nitpickers

If the actual writers can’t get it right, no-one else can possibly be expected to.

At first I thought you were going to say that you told him all of his male friends wanted to fuck him. Which I imagine his reaction to would be equally hilarious.

Incredible 😍😍😍

Eat your heart out, Bilbo

It's not every day that you get to see a Wizard at work...

I have a great and burning desire

incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

tumblr’s memories feature is other users, because every once in a while one of you motherfuckers will reblog a post i made in like 2012 and detonate all of my bones like they’re C4

You’re selling them short. Sometimes they talked about copper ingots, fine copper ingots, the very best,

How could U fail to mention that this fool marks territory by howling? Yunno. Like a wolf

Oh. Oh I am in love with this bastard wolf mouse.

I don't just think kink should be "allowed" at pride, I think we should train a huge pack of those puppy mask dudes to bark at all of the floats that have corporate branding on them

[ID: a response from @chamomile-crow that reads: “bud light alcoholism float dismantled by pack of rabid kinkster dogs.” End ID]

evil beach boys wouldn’t it be knife

evil cyndi lauper girls just want to have gun

she said nosey little fuckers arent you? get monkeyed