Procrastination Nation

Im too thicc for this heat

Oh my god

Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

I’m DYING.

😂😂😂

Dang that pop rocks and fun dip 🤤

They look soo yummi! 😋

Japanese Sumo robots

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

IT GOT BETTER!!!

!!!

shoutout to the robot reacting to sound, transfixed at the cheering audience instead of its opponent

oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?

WAIT THE REFLECTION LOOKED BACK AT THE END

the what

CONNECTICUT DOG

i love this sm

i think the joke is that it sounds like "we're sucking dick" to people who don't know german

oh gods but that’s such a fucking stretch like 1. someone who doesn’t know German has to hear it and 2. someone who doesn’t know German has to say it. You’d have to be the most ignorant native English speaker to pronounce it that way, because not even by a stretch does that sound even just similar if the person saying it tries even... a little bit... to pronounce words the way they are supposed to be pronounced...

germans when you call it a “toilet” instead of “the poopenfarten”

for literal decades, US schools have policed the clothing of young girls and the clothing and hair of black students so meticulously it’s straight up harassment, but now that they’re being asked to enforce a mask mandate in schools, which, btw, is a million times simpler and easier to enforce than these absurd dress codes, they “can’t control students in that way” because they “value student’s bodily autonomy” stfu and tell us with your whole chest that you’re scared of the rich white soccer mom PTA head cutting funding and you don’t think women & black students deserve bodily autonomy.

I need everyone to understand the above gif is unedited. That actually played on TV.

Now THIS is real art

Apex predators

Yooooo

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.

Norse mythology fails to convey the sense of terror that must have hung over Asgard every time Loki was gone for longer than eight months and three weeks

#you fools  #wolves gestate for only 2-3 months #and horses can be pregnant for over a year! #there is no period of time that they can relax for #literally any time he’s out of their immediate supervision #he might be coming back with another harbinger of ragnarok #bundled up in nappies [X]