the inherent homoeroticism of "no one gets to kill you but me"

do you think there’s a thedosian version of the “bush did 9/11” conspiracy theory where people believe meredith blew up the hightown chantry

The Conclave fandom on Twitter appears to be in a crisis of tone (and whether its appropriate to be posting priest yaoi rn) and it's the most entertaining thing I've seen in fandom this year

OP you can't just say that and NOT post screencaps

actually the reveal that there was no timeskip at all is hysterical. milchick really spent that whole weekend going all over town firing people, hiring people, putting together insane fruit baskets, and serving cunt in his motorcycle helmet. then at the orders of the board he had to very quickly fire the people he hired, rehire the people he fired, commission an oil painting for the severed floor lobby, redecorate the break room, and put together an award-winning claymation corporate apology video designed to showcase the new innie perks and reforms that don't exist as well as that one time helena eagan's innie sucked face with the innie whose outie his ex-boss is obsessed with. where is HIS waffle party

and they didn’t even change his corporate screensaver

maybe i have an attitude because i want your dick inside me

Fop surgery. It's like top surgery but it turns you into a Victorian dandy. Is that anything

the direct proportionality of davrin rising and my jaw dropping

Remember how Dorian went 'I'm not a very nice man' to the Inquisitor pre romance lock and then proceeded to be the nicest man in post-Inquisition timeline of Dragon Age

Discord servers are outside of my natural habitat so I'm never sure of what to do when I'm in one

what if I interrupt something. What if someone kills me.

The DA2 crew deserved these team meetings. They would have had even worse arguments. Made fantastic use of all being in the same room to argue each other's ears off at the same time.

Anders would be like, "I'm something of a Dread Wolf myself" and it would make Fenris so mad he would kill him for real.

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this