I love that Keith David was in Community more than once.

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I love that Keith David was in Community more than once.

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People are shipping Connor & Aveline.
WELL IT’S ABOUT FRICKING TIME.
Their so sexy together and there’s smut written already and I’m like
Just what I want to hear. I’m hoping Aveline is featured pretty heavily in the game, she’s pretty interesting so far.
A Dragon Age fan sees this headline very differently.
I actually promised someone I would write them Connor Guerrin/Aveline Vallen fanfiction as a joke on this very phenomenon
I have not brought myself to do it yet.
#he’s just a boy TEAGAN
oh OH MY GODLESS I DIDN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT ACIII UNTIL I READ THE COMMENTS
reblogging for the bolded, lmfao
… Did I tag the wrong thing again? Cause I have no idea what the hell is going on right now.
LMAO okay just to clear things up
What AC fandom imagines when they see “Conner/Aveline”:
What DA fandom imagines when they see “Conner/Aveline”:
Hence the amusement.
I’m sorry I am seriously crying out of laughter and my coworker is looking at me like I am insane. I totally read that headline wrong and thinking “He’s just a boy!”
Hey, DA fans.
How many of you know that in DA:O you obtain the ‘Aveline, Knight of Orlais’ codex entry from a book in Connor’s room?
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Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was shot to death in Houston, Texas, USA, by ICE agents earlier this week, on July 7th. Araujo was 52, and was in the process of completing his citizenship authorization in the United States. He was family man who was deeply dedicated to his wife and three children, and supported his coworkers at their construction company without fail. He was assaulted by ICE during a traffic stop and, according to ICE, fled while using his car as a deadly weapon, justifying his murder. As there is currently little to no civilian footage of the murder and ICE has complete control of the narrative, holding ICE to the fire will be exponentially harder than the murders of Renée Good and Alex Pretti.
May Araujo, and all others terrorized by ICE and the United States, find peace and justice
A man who was fatally shot by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent in Houston Tuesday was not the target of their immigration operat
Deporting crime witnesses has upended criminal prosecutions and trials, according to members of Congress

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Auguste Jean Baptiste Roubille for Le Rire #20, June 20, 1903 (via umn.edu)
heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE
So I need everyone to know something I discovered about the passage that Lestat reads in the latest episode, the one supposedly by St. Thomas Aquinas:
This excerpt is not, in fact, from the works of St. Thomas Aquinas, which Lestat would have studied in his brief time at the monastery! It is taken from the poem "We Are Fields Before Each Other" by Daniel Ladinsky, who published a collection of poems called Love Poems From God in 2002, in which he writes poems under the persona of various philosophers, mystics, and religious figures. There's a whole section dedicated to Aquinas.
Now this excerpt is out there on the internet falsely attributed to St. Thomas Aquinas, A LOT. Who can say if this is an error, or a deliberate bit of fun from the writers (the past and the present overlapping, rewriting one another, etc. - Lestat is speaking to a hallucination of his ten year old self after all). Either way, I'm pretty obsessed.
I'm including the rest of the poem below, for fun and context:
washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes
the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

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if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl
stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish
"AI native" college graduates are hitting the workplace -- and, as experts warned, bosses are finding their performance disappointing.
As one New York financier told Financial Times journalist Gillian Tett, new hires who were seen as “AI natives” are turning out to have alarmingly shallow ideas. So much so, the anonymous finance worker admitted, that his firm now actively avoids seeking out AI-literate STEM graduates, and opts to comb through humanities students instead. “We want critical thinking, not just AI,” the financier told the FT.
I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room
Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone
“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’
I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive
When you try to talk about enshittification, it sounds like conspiracy theories. (I'm not crazy)
Amazon made their service worse, to force people to pay for Prime.
Nowadays, if you order from Amazon, there is a week long delay before your package is shipped. (on purpose)
I remember when orders would ship out the same day. (I remember - it was real)
YouTube didn't used to have ads. Now, ads play in the middle of videos. (it's worse than TV ever was)
The best can opener I have owned is over 40 years old. Modern ones just don't hold up as well. (The ones I bought new broke ages ago)
The bread machine my mom got for her wedding lasted 30 years. It's been replaced twice in the last 5 years. (How can you fuck this up?)
The cardboard tubes in the middle of toilet paper rolls have gotten larger. (This too?) Companies increasing the price of the product while selling you less. (REALLY?)
It sounds crazy. (it's the truth) When you talk about it, YOU sound crazy. (it's true)
Even when people believe you (do they really), all they can say is "it sucks". (it's too big) Because the problem is so big, so pervasive, what can we even DO about it???
To get the necessary laws written and passed, we need politicians, to get the politicians elected we need information campaigns, to fund campaigns we need money, and all the money is being hoarded by the people profiting from enshittification. (it sounds so fake)
So I talk about enshittification (it sounds crazy), so people don't forget that things have been made worse on purpose (it's true), even though I sound crazy. (maybe I am)
It's called planned obsolescence and it was invented when lightbulbs could still run for 1000 years. Enshittification is the web-specific (and more specifically social media) version of that.
They had to dress Shirley like that because when they don't she's far too powerful

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i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness
i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it
Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer
My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy
one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered
oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder
Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs
this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though.