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I've only seen Hadestown once. It was in a high school theater, put on by a relatively new youth theater collective. Nothing terribly special, but there's one thing I'll remember forever.
The Fates, in myth, weave threads of life. This performance gave the fates a red string. In Doubt Comes In, the moment Orpheus turned around, they cut the string and used the two halves to pull Eurydice back to Hades and to hold Orpheus back from going to her. And, more than that, Orpheus didn't sing her name. He screamed it.
That moment, that Orpheus screaming and lunging after Eurydice despite being literally held back by fate, is something I'm never going to forget.
the craziest staging in hadestown will forever be eurydice running after orpheus in chant and him NOT turning around and that being the issue. he doesnât see her!!! the reason she goes to hadestown is BECAUSE he doesnât turn around!!! itâs an old song itâs a tragedy!!!!!!
i love jordeclan because declanâs pov is like âjordan is mysterious and elusive, like a painterâs muse. she should be immortalised in art.â and then the next day heâs posing by the window for jordan to paint his portrait whoâs going to tell him HES the muse in this situation

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tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary
Official round table business?
Alright which one of you forgot to bring the table
as @dragonsfan pointed out, they should obviously be assembling an ikea table under arthurâs supervision
Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"
Immortal Leon carefully erasing all mention of himself from history so no one ever suspects him of being anything other than a regular guy⢠vs. immortal Merlin telling every historian through time to write that heâs the most powerful wizard ever and Arthur couldnât have done shit without him
related image (for @merlinoutofcontext)

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"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one
Damn. That really is a grackle.
I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?
WHO DID THIS
[ID1: text reading "e. Object characters must be sentient to be uploaded on-site."
ID2: Comment reading "i did see a character on artfight once who was just named "Rock" and the owner said in the description "if you draw a piece that has a rock in the background, you can tag this character and get extra points", so i have to assume that the rule was added specifically to stop Rock"
ID3: An artfight character called "Rock with a leaf"; it is a rock, labelled "rock body it cannot move or speak but neither can a lot of people and this is therefore not a marker of non-sentience", and a leaf atop the rock labelled "leaf is its brain it has the mind of a 70 year old human implanted into it".
The character's description reads "first name Rockwith last name Aleaf. sentient rock. if you include this in your drawing make sure to tag it. i love you." /end IDs]
Lily of the valley by Kawarazaki Shodo (1899-1973)
was looking at medieval whale images earlier (got distracted in my medieval manuscript boat perusals) and let me tell you I found the funniest fucking âwhaleâ you can imagine. brb
like. what. [Bibliothèque Municipale de Valenciennes MS 320, f. 118r]
no but the ââaiââ boom is crazy bc they made the entire internet so shitty that the only reason to use it is because itâs where all the people are and now theyâre getting rid of the people. like iâm straight up logging off and going to the library thereâs nothing on here anymore
âhereâs how to tell if an image is aiâ âsigns the person youâre talking to is a botâ âhow to tell if a song is ai generatedâ ah but consider this: i am shutting my laptop and walking outside
I saw a bsky post last year where someone said their grandma couldn't tell what was real on the internet anymore so she stopped using it and I really, genuinely think the techbros currently ruining everything have never even considered that possibility. their projections and pie charts and market share research and whatever simply do not take into account a scenario where people lose interest in being online. like yeah we're pretty much all gonna keep using the internet to book travel and look up words and order pizza, but in terms of how we spend our leisure time? I'm still extremely online, but in the last few years I've been learning candlemaking and carpentry and sewing, and I was already spending a lot of time cooking and reading books and skating at the rink and hiking, and an afternoon spent on any of those things always leaves me feeling better about myself than an afternoon spent doomscrolling. I think my daily life is going to keep reflecting that more and more as the slop encroaches, and it sounds like I'm far from the only one feeling that way. silver lining to everything, I suppose.

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âmy father is a boy and my mother is a girl so iâm mixedâ is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6â5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny
hey everyone, just curious:
what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?