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the craziest staging in hadestown will forever be eurydice running after orpheus in chant and him NOT turning around and that being the issue. he doesn’t see her!!! the reason she goes to hadestown is BECAUSE he doesn’t turn around!!! it’s an old song it’s a tragedy!!!!!!
i love jordeclan because declan’s pov is like ‘jordan is mysterious and elusive, like a painter’s muse. she should be immortalised in art.’ and then the next day he’s posing by the window for jordan to paint his portrait who’s going to tell him HES the muse in this situation
tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary
Official round table business?
Alright which one of you forgot to bring the table
as @dragonsfan pointed out, they should obviously be assembling an ikea table under arthur’s supervision

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Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"
Immortal Leon carefully erasing all mention of himself from history so no one ever suspects him of being anything other than a regular guy™ vs. immortal Merlin telling every historian through time to write that he’s the most powerful wizard ever and Arthur couldn’t have done shit without him
related image (for @merlinoutofcontext)
"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one
Damn. That really is a grackle.
I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?
WHO DID THIS
[ID1: text reading "e. Object characters must be sentient to be uploaded on-site."
ID2: Comment reading "i did see a character on artfight once who was just named "Rock" and the owner said in the description "if you draw a piece that has a rock in the background, you can tag this character and get extra points", so i have to assume that the rule was added specifically to stop Rock"
ID3: An artfight character called "Rock with a leaf"; it is a rock, labelled "rock body it cannot move or speak but neither can a lot of people and this is therefore not a marker of non-sentience", and a leaf atop the rock labelled "leaf is its brain it has the mind of a 70 year old human implanted into it".
The character's description reads "first name Rockwith last name Aleaf. sentient rock. if you include this in your drawing make sure to tag it. i love you." /end IDs]

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Lily of the valley by Kawarazaki Shodo (1899-1973)
was looking at medieval whale images earlier (got distracted in my medieval manuscript boat perusals) and let me tell you I found the funniest fucking “whale” you can imagine. brb
like. what. [Bibliothèque Municipale de Valenciennes MS 320, f. 118r]
no but the “”ai”” boom is crazy bc they made the entire internet so shitty that the only reason to use it is because it’s where all the people are and now they’re getting rid of the people. like i’m straight up logging off and going to the library there’s nothing on here anymore
‘here’s how to tell if an image is ai’ ‘signs the person you’re talking to is a bot’ ‘how to tell if a song is ai generated’ ah but consider this: i am shutting my laptop and walking outside
I saw a bsky post last year where someone said their grandma couldn't tell what was real on the internet anymore so she stopped using it and I really, genuinely think the techbros currently ruining everything have never even considered that possibility. their projections and pie charts and market share research and whatever simply do not take into account a scenario where people lose interest in being online. like yeah we're pretty much all gonna keep using the internet to book travel and look up words and order pizza, but in terms of how we spend our leisure time? I'm still extremely online, but in the last few years I've been learning candlemaking and carpentry and sewing, and I was already spending a lot of time cooking and reading books and skating at the rink and hiking, and an afternoon spent on any of those things always leaves me feeling better about myself than an afternoon spent doomscrolling. I think my daily life is going to keep reflecting that more and more as the slop encroaches, and it sounds like I'm far from the only one feeling that way. silver lining to everything, I suppose.
“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny
hey everyone, just curious:
what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

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the thing about Tangled is that this is a story geared towards little girls (even if it's "fun for the whole family," it's a disney princess movie, it's geared towards little girls), and it says, "here is a girl who is naive and doesn't know anything about the 'Real World' or how to navigate it safely and correctly. now pay close attention: the good guys are the ones who help her grow and explore new things while still respecting her own perspective and feelings, not making her feel stupid. the bad guys are the ones who tell her that she is too weak/immature/naive to do the things she wants to do, because she is fragile and needs protecting." and I watched this when I was nine years old and it resonated deep in a part of me that I couldn't articulate with words yet.
horse bridle made from watsonia leaves by Hannah Thornhill