Practicing confrontation and being direct feels like skydiving

your cat was an honor to see in the window

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

mike’s hard past couple of months

I both want to experience everything life has to offer and never leave my house ever again

watching Deadloch really is like being transported to another universe where women are allowed to look and act like regular people on TV

sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

where's that post that says "being a lesbian makes you feel like the rest of the world is experiencing mass psychosis" bc lately I have been interacting with Straight Women at work and they are so strange

deliriously ripping open the sexy fishnet tights of a beautiful woman named bag of mandarins

every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit