I deprive myself like it's a ritual

I wish i was one of those blogs that got anons of people revealing their deepest secrets but im honestly not a warm or welcoming person so I get it

thats a clowd

everybody start complimenting brown eyes NOW ‼️

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

If a person's friends are racist and they don't care because it doesn't impact them or they try to reframe their buddy's racist behavior as something else, they are also racist, okay? 🫶

Also if your friends are saying racist, antisemitic and otherwise heinously weird things about people, you may want to consider just not being their friends instead of just sending anons to the people they're talking about. 🫰

Ricky's pouch/funny report: hehe its still sofd

non if this is true mom is ruining my tigers image

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

and it’s like I’ve always said, you shouldn’t wish for Mitch McConnell to be dead. that’s fucked up. you should wish that he died fifty years ago.

More unrealistic body standards 😒

Actually, I'm NAILING this one

hey watch out, theres a piece of malware going around. i would categorize it as bloatware, adware and spyware. its called "Microsoft Windows"