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What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

elle greenaway

My understanders will Understand me

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Mei intellectores me Intellegent

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They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

nothing pisses me off more than seeing art with a garbage like to reblog ratio. 100+ likes and only 20 reblogs???? are you kidding me?????? on the reblog website?????????

funniest convo ever with a guy who said 2 me "nobody uses journalism degrees" and i said "my mom has a bachelors in journalism" and he smiled like knowingly and said "yeah, but what does she do?" and i said "she runs a newspaper and publishes romance novels on the side." and he literally said "oh" and nothing else. like he ended the whole conversation there.

i've just been informed he has a trombone degree. like the study of playing trombone. which is all well and good, i genuinely think we should all have the opportunity to chase our academic bliss but i do think the trombone studies guy should hesitate to judge the economic value of other people's degrees no

i love the tags on this post because there’s other music/instrument majors implying niche field-specific drama like “of course it was a trombone player 😒” and then there’s trombone majors like “this was NOT me for the record”

Reblog and put in the tags which bands/artists you've listened to the most, lately

my hands hurt

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

fucking the text man for texts one of society's most influential works

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

we're deprived of fiction that caters to my specific niche fetishes

bitesyou gnaws your arm chews on you paws at you