dog sting awareness day

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

I think I've made a horrible mistake. I showed up to the tournament and my opponent told me I didnt stand a chance against his Seven Strikes of the Falling Cherry Blossom technique so I fried his ass with chain lightning and now everyone is asking me about cultivation. I dont know jack shit about botany

anyone chill in seattle need a roommate starting august 1st I am trying 2 sublet

1k or less is kinda my only limitation. access to public transit as well would be pimp. and ideally kickin it w a tranny. much love

Sam Wise with frosted tips wearing an upside down sun visor and puka shell necklace

This is how Samwise shows up to frodo’s funeral

frodo’s funeral?

boating accident

splish splash, “hobbit overboard”, you get the picture

don’t patronize me

chopped up by the outboard motor blades

they should invent a firework that only veterans can hear

problematic sudoku solving skills gap