rj

haters will hear me scuttling inside their walls

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get around Snacks or something. 

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

rice man approves

Slap that rice.  Slap it good.  Slap that ricebag just like you should.

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

Thats pussy babe!

straight people ARE stinky

wig!

From 2011-2017 the gays didn’t say anything

we were charging up

Want a gf but I ain’t prepared… I’ve no land to give, no cattle…

why are m and n so similar in sound and shape. theres no other pair of letters like that

there’s actually some really cool history behind this, but im not going to tell you

100 percent fine with that

AND – It’s Leap Yeap

ok wig

scarier and better performed than any horror movie

I’m dying 😂

I need this. I *need* it.