puts it on, just 'cause

I wanna girl with a short gloop and a loooooooooooooooooooonng yoinky

lets start using makeup and clothes to look worse

They need a half-caucasian and half-Filippino donor. I know not everyone will click through the link but they need people who are half-Caucasian and half-Fillippino.

i dont know how to explain to people that because they didn’t vote for Democrats to control the Senate, Democrats dont control the Senate. And therefore they dont get to do the things the Senate does, like pass stimulus bills and remove postmasters general. And a lot of those people are saying “how dare Democrats try to compromise with Republicans instead of just forcing their agenda” and the answer is…you put the Republicans in charge. And then those people say, “well surely there has to be a way to stop the gutting of the USPS and the eviction of millions of people, why cant democrats just tell us what to do?” And the answer is, you needed to vote in 2016, the election we all said at the time was the most important election in history. And barring that, since it’s in the past and all, vote in 2020 and hope your vote counts now.

the second verse of seven just made me cry lol

I’m having a break down over The Last Great American Dynasty!!! Taylor tells the story of Rebekah Harkness and all the trouble she caused in Watch Hill Rhode Island with her insane parties, feuds with neighbors and her general debauchery that was the talk of the town. And then she died and Holiday House sat quietly for 50 years, “free of women with madness, their men and bad habits” AND THEN Taylor has the audacity to say “And then it was bought by me // I had a marvelous time ruining everything” because Taylor was know for her crazy parties there and her “men and bad habits” and we know there were tabloids publishing stories of her fighting with people in town. I REALLY underestimated this song upon first listen. Holy SHIT.

hey betty i know i fucked this up i don’t expect you to forgive me but if i crash your party will you kiss me in the street outside your house in front of all your dumb friends and do you mind if i wear your cardigan that made me feel like your favorite just wondering betty can we go back to the garden 

variety saying that red seems like a chainsmokers album compared to folklore is hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever said about taylor’s work