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i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands
This is how I convinced my conservative grandma that the gays do also need marriage, actually. My grandad died when I was 4 and I asked her to imagine not being allowed to see him or make decisions for him or be entitled to an inheritance and she got very quiet and conceded the point. Marriage doesn't intrinsically mean anything but as a legal framework it is really, really important
Whenever enemy forces or some other entity invades Gotham, there are two people, and two people alone, that they have to take into custody/control right away. Two people so pivotal to the city, to its resistance, that removing them from the chessboard is crucial for success.
Batman and Oracle.
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HE KNOWS OH MY GODS
I SCREAMED ALOUD
I wonder if people in the fallout universe are still using 200 year old tampons or if some crazy chemist named fuckass atomic Becky or whatever has figured out how to mass manufacture them
Making home brew wasteland birth control and/or testosterone at a chemistry station out of some random stuff you found in a subway station. No need for atomic Becky’s janky tampons after that.
Atomic Becky of course has an issue with homebrew testosterone. Not because she’s transphobic but because there’s less people buying her questionable tampons.
Do you want atomic Becky’s spicy tampons or not
h- hopital
The hospital is overrun with super mutants so good luck with that
How I post when I don't know the Followers of the Apocalypse are right there and can solve this problem for free.
Not everyone lives near the followers of the apocalypse. Some of us are still raiding zombie infested Walmarts for some Tylenol.
After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.
Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.
I absolutely failed at doing this:
Hal Jordan talking to any of the Batkids:
The reverse of cozy games that are actually psychological-horror: A psychological-horror game that is actually a cozy life-sim.
You start in a creepy abandoned town full of nightmarish horrors, and you beautify it bit by bit. You befriend the monsters and help solve their problems so that they don't want to murder people anymore.
In the same way that fake-cozy games still have the gameplay of cozy games, this game would still have the gameplay of a psychological horror game.
You'd be beautifying the town by solving obscure puzzles. Your monstrous residents communicate with you via cryptic hand-written notes.
You boot up the game on your birthday. There's a bloody note your welcome mat that reads:
"the day of emergence has come --- rejoice!"
Then a spider-creature made of baby limbs drops a rusty pendant from the ceiling and skitters into the darkness.

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Based on a true story
"Sometimes entertainment is an overrated function of art. Sometimes being made uncomfortable is the point. Sometimes being repulsed by something is the point."
Simon Pegg in the Criterion Closet
me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea
when brandon sanderson talks about villains in his famous free youtube writing class video lectures he'll say 'what's the difference between gollum and sauron' and of course he means the villain that's present in the narrative and characterized in a way the audience can potentially relate to or sympathize with vs. the looming threatening anonymous far-off force (among other things). but every time he asks that i think 'well one of those guys tracked down frodo and got his ring back'
Brandon Sanderson: What's the difference between Gollum and Sauron?
OP: Skill issue.

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I legit needed to hear this
At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes
literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......