fandom's mindy st. clair

“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk

i support women's wrongs

i’m sorry but if you take MDMA and drink 3 liters of vodka and can still evenly place googly eyes on an object, let alone giant googly eyes on a giant object, i think you should get a parade and the key to the city.

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

i don’t need discipline. i need a wizard to hit me with a staff and say “finish chapter 12”

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐