Had a dream last night where I was a sapient vein of copper in a copper mine so we're just gonna. Scoot on past whatever the fuck that was.

flip side of this is that any random normal person among us right this second and alive today could wind up being an archeological phenomenon centuries from now in a similar way to old Ea

Electronic records won't last, my readers had better start sending me clay tablets threatening to hunt me for sport

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

On the year exactly????

Happy Too Many Carrots Day to tumblr user fractiousrvt

If this happens again next year i might cry XD

OP just make a giant pot of carrot soup and host a potluck

Sooooo?! 👀 @fractiousrvt

And if you're prone to stressing about crazy situations, use it. If there's a crazy situation that's highly unlikely but worries you, make a plan for it and it'll calm you. It'll also come in handy if that situation actually happens - like when that random bloke broke in to my home and took me hostage. Implemented my contingency plan, got out safe.

It is always morally correct to knee a cop in the balls

No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

Saying “this niche, properly tagged, warned, and rated piece of fiction could theoretically hurt someone” is not a good argument. This properly labeled cookie with the allergen information at the bottom that contains gluten could theoretically harm me very badly, but only if I consume it. Tags are like nutrition labels, and warnings are like allergy information. If you know you have an allergy to something, the logic is to stay away from it. It is the same with fiction. I’m not running through stores yelling at people to take all the products with gluten off the shelves just because it could hurt me. Instead I ignore it and go to the gluten free section and find cookies that are right for me. And if running through a grocery store yelling sounds ridiculous, that’s because it is. Stop doing the same with fiction.

this is the best way i’ve seen this put!!

And just like with food, what might be harmful for one person to consume could be quite *beneficial* for others. One man’s trigger is another man’s catharsis.

AND if you lack the maturity/self control/awareness to stop yourself from eating things that could potentially harm you, you either 1) are too young to be making your own food choices and should be supervised by a parent/other adult who is supposed to be responsible for you (and the store clerk who put the food on the shelf is NOT) or 2) need to take accountability for your own actions, because if you deliberately consumed something you knew could hurt you as a fully autonomous adult, then you really have no one to blame but yourself.

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life