im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

all that work to bring soccer to the us, paying out the nose for messi to play at miami, privately fundraising to get a top level coach your federation can't afford, getting trump to cheat for you and then your goalkeeper freezes like a baby deer for an instantly memeable goal that will humiliate your program for the next 4 years atleast.

no one wants to let the tale seduce them anymore

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

as a rule it's always more interesting when two people who know each other outlive a third person that they both loved and then their relationship becomes So Much Weirder and more emotionally fraught, entangled, and charged when that third person dies

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again