I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

thinking about the time I made a post saying I was watching American Psycho and some overactive good citizen came sprinting from the woodwork to go "make sure you remember that the book was written by a gay man and the movie is directed by a woman and it's not glorifying Patrick Bateman!!!" yeah cheers man I was def going to go start killing people with an ax if you hadn't said that

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

you met me at a very sleepy time in my life

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened