Be free from the need to always feel good all the time

yeah i’m stupid. i’m also the smartest man in the world and God’s favourite princess. i cannot die, i’m the best person you’ll ever meet, and the worst girl who’s ever lived. let’s kiss with tongue.

This is me but unironically. I had little interest in media targeted at adults until I was like 20. At 17 my favorite show was steven universe. I'm just now realizing that maybe my experience was weird?

Everyone in the reblogs is like "I was watching hardcore porn at 10 years old, if you enjoyed shows that were intended for your own age demographic you're a stupid little puritanical baby" like oh my god my bad for coming home from middle school and watching icarly and not a serbian film

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

Woke up this morning briefly desensitized to the language we use to describe time, and burst out laughing over an email saying there's a meeting at "2." That's literally just a number, not even a very big one. What’s next, cleaning the break room at “3"?