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tpm is such a soothing film i be using it to sleep deadass
playing republic on swtor is like ohhh the insidious empire with its dark, dark plans. we have to be careful. we have to consider all angles. everything's on the line. playing imp is your boss telling you darth clownus and the girls are doing some fucked up shit in public again and somebody has to copyright strike them because darth rudolphtherednosedreindus has claim on said fucked up shit and wants to do it first
the swtor sith order is hilarious bc its way more grounded than the Jedi Order. Darth ResumeCheckerous, Dark Counciler over the Sphere of Unemployment, is beefing with Lord ChatGPTous because he know the mf tryna make his job disappear. There's like zero mystical whimsy to the Reconstituted Sith Order, this shit their 9-5 w2 job.
That why they be force choking mfs who fail. Imagine you at your fuckass goverment job (during a war that threatens to make yall all extinct) and your Imperial Intern accidentally deletes the oneDrive, organization-wide cloud Excel Sheet? yeah, im losing my shit and force electrocuting them too.
like Emperor Vitiate/Tenebrae like 3000+, his ass dont know how to use the HoloNet, so now you gotta go through bullshit setting shit up on his holoComputer again. I'd hate to be over the Sphere of Technology bc you got all these centuries old Sith Purebloods who don't know shit. And you the Dark Lord of IT Support.
this why mfs needed 15 apprentices at once tbh
it easy for the Jedi to be peaceful monks bc they not involved with rayroll or HR.
how writing a fanfiction feels (I just came up with an idea so good I have to re-vamp half of it)

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I don't understand why my adoptive parents are so adamant about me staying w them and all if they not gon make the experience tolerable. Istg if went was cheap, I'd have been gone.
I don't understand why they so weird about me wanting to move to a city and make something of my life.
Theyre always like "oh you want to move away from us smh" yes I have to or ima get cancer from these fuckass chemical plants and live in a shitty boring ass town forever then die
Whats sends me about the Galactic Empire and the Rule of Two is that the shit flopped bc of Bane's antisocial ass doctrine
Like the Sith Order as it existed during the Reconstituted Sith Empire was a group project.
Let's say youre a lil Sith Pureblood / human / whatever tf else alien child with a skill at/passion for computers and you force sensitive.
Well, you can join the Sith Order, and if you pay the game right you might end up later on in life being on the Dark Council and overseeing the Sphere of Technology. So you rule that field in the whole Sith Empire. You the boss bitch who decides what everybody else does.
If you're that same kid born into the Galactic Empire, you get tortured into being a Inquisitor and have to deal with Vader and Sidious' bullshit all day. Your natural talent for shit other than the Force and Lightsabers is completely neglected.
That shit trash.
Nobody wanna deal with that shit so you've immediately lost the next generation of mfs. Even if Vader did end up defeating Sidious, how the fuck would he continue the Rule of Two when nobody wants to show they got potential?
Bane's Order worked off exclusion and the Sith Order worked on inclusion.
If you a lil kid in the Sith Empire, and you look up to Darth Marr for instance, you very well could be like him one day. When Darth Marr is like "hey, children of Dromund Kaas, listen to your parents and teachers and you might be like me some day. Be a good Imperial citizen." You gon sit tf down and listen bc he ain't lying.
If you a lil kid in the Galactic Empire, you really only have Vader. And you will never be allowed to ever even learn the Jedi and Sith skills he did. Vader dont have swag, dont have drip. He's a ruthless brooding enforcer
Yes, the RSE Sith Order is fucked up, blah blah but at least it has a community. This is why nobody in the Sith Empire is rebelling, the tenets of the Sith Code are baked into their society bc it's not a secret cult.
Like duh everybody in the Reconstituted Sith Empire probably knows the Sith Code bc it's a civilization wide mantra.
Duh, the Sith Empire is flourishing with a high midichorlian bc everybody fucking or tryna fuck a Sith Order mf.
Imagine you a bad bitch in the club on Kaas City, Dromund Kaas, you see Darth Malgus/Darth Vindican/Darth whoever tf (pick one), the music blaring and you two fw each other heavy. Then boom yall fuck, and now you pregnant with his baby.
You a Sith Lord's baby mama, you not getting rid of that kid at all bc you probably getting child support (maybe) and yall future kid will probably join the Sith Order too and that gets your benefits up.
That shit that happening in the Galactic Republic. You not popping pussy on Darth Vader or Darth Sidious. Like you don't even know these mfs is Sith bc it's not a institution
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i hope mich m is fucking dead fuck that old ass btic
Sis Im sorry but if the Sith Order was as selfish as the Jedi claim they are, mfs would not be dying on mass to reclaim fuckass Korriban/Moraband. Youd never call mfs willing to die over Tatooine that, youd call them dumb as fuck tbh. The Sith Purebloods dgaf they die over Korriban bc they love their "aint shit" rock desert planet.

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Realest shit I ever wrote you know that a Sith Pureblood man's dick probably get hard as fuck if you caress/light tug his cheek tendrils. Im sure that shit feel crazy for them. Imagine combing your fingers through a mfs Lucious ass flesh tentacle beard while he hitting it missionary style. I understand why they was getting hoes of all species bc Im tryna ride too ngl
fighting with darth bane's singular fan over if he's better than Sidious. son, sidious the blueprint and he the big king slime. bro emperor slime tfym
ive been thinking sheev palpatine was fine since 2021. this shit started off as irony for like a week until i was like "he so sexy, charismatic and evil" and i been stuck for 5 years.
Darth Bane would have a brain aneurysm if he met Darth Sidious bc mf dgaf about the Rule of Two at all. Shit fr the Rule of Sheev when he was running it
carrie fisher’s accent change halfway through a new hope implies leia becomes british when she’s agitated

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THIRD PLACE
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Highlights of the America 250 event (shitshow) in Washington, DC for July 4th:
- Due to storms, they had to evacuate the National Mall grounds. But the MAGA crowd didn't want to leave. They just stood around chanting "USA! USA!" They were convinced liberals were messing with the weather. Reportedly, one of the security guards got so fed up that he threw a chair at them.
- Fox News didn't have anything to share while they were waiting for Trump's delayed speech, so they just showed a feed of him staring at the TV. And he was watching Fox News.
- A bunch of the crowd that was evacuated wasn't even let back in, and they were raging about it on social media. Some of them waited 10 to 12 hours in record-setting heat (102°F) and never got to see anything. All special passes were canceled. So much for money privilege.
- Because the program was running so far behind, several performers were cancelled.
- Trump's speech began at 11:15 p.m., after a sizeable amount of his followers had abandoned the event. It was unremarkable in just like all of his other ones- a bunch of "America is the greatest nation," blaming Democrats for everything bad, and general gibberish.
- The fireworks didn't begin until almost midnight, so they ended on July 5th.
- They wanted to have more fireworks than ever before, but they set off so many that the sky was covered in light, and it just looked like everything was on fire. The finale was not visible due to the smoke.
- Trump appeared to fall asleep during the show.
- The immense amount of pyrotechnics fucked up the air in DC
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