Clear is Love. Clear is Life

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

And I love you for that

"WHY ARE YOU SHIPPING A VAMPIRE WITH THEIR VICTIM 🤮🤮" is. is that not the point of vampires.

I just love that one scene in tgcf in book 2 where Xie Lian is like "Omg I'm so sorry for burning your house down, San Lang!" and the San Lang in question is like "It's ok bbygirl it's my fault for making my house flammable ❤️❤️"

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

interested in the idea that whatever spiders Georg has going on with his diet is somehow sexual

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

I was going to say, holy shit her doing all those things in stilettos.

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card